No thanks, I already have a penguin 

When one member of a conversation says something they obviously intend to sound brilliant, but which is either completely moronic or totally inappropriate, another member can respond with this line as a way of pointing out said inappropriateness.

Othello: I'm madly in love with Desdemona, but I fear she's being unfaithful.
Iago: You know, I once had a spicy burrito I felt the same way about.
Othello: (stopping, with his mouth hanging open and his eyes blinking) No thanks, I already have a penguin.

No thanks, I already have a penguin by reillan January 29, 2006

thanks for rolling with a brother 

This was a phrase frequently heard on the "ride home" at radio station WPGC in Washington, DC. DJ Celo, the Super Funk Regulator would say this to callers that report their current location, their response would be "thanks for letting a brother/sister roll."

** Morning DJ, Elliot Segal (Elliot in the Morning show) simply used the phrase as sattire - he didn't coin the the phrase at all. He also often joked on air in a tongue-in-cheek manner that many of his listeners were not the most cultured people (i.e. failure to realize that the phrase in question came from a black radio station!)

"Where you at right now?" asked the DJ.

"I'm on Benning Road, heading home from work."

"Who you goin' to see?"

"My son Darius," said the woman giggling, obviously hyped to be on the radio and live. "He's ten years old."

"You have a good one," said the DJ. "Thanks for rolling with a brother."

"Thanks for lettin' a sister roll."

Strange smiled. He did love D.C. (George Pelecanos, Soul Circus, 2003)

thanks for rolling with a brother by Lateef X March 26, 2011

A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of 

You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling

Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching but you’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
You know the game we’re gonna play it
And if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We’re no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I

A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of

You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling

Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching but you’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
You know the game we’re gonna play it
And if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Ooo… (give you up)
Ooo… (give you up)
Never gonna give
Never gonna give (give you up)
Never gonna give
Never gonna give (give you up)

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching but you’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
You know the game we’re gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling

Gotta make you understand

A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of by Jack Ouyang November 21, 2022

Thank you with a f 

It means obnoxiously thank you and then fu so you can say it at the most appropiate time to somebody who rude to you

If somebody is rude to you you yell with enthusiasm thank you with a f

Thank you with a f by Ryan December 5, 2004

A full commitment’s what I’m thinkin’ of 

Only said by legends, this phrase is so powerful

Person 1: hey guy man who’s it going
Person 2: A full commitment is what I am thinking of
Person 3: NOOOOO HE RICK ROLLED YOU
Person 4: But it’s “A full commitment’s what I’m thinkin’ of”
Person 1: *cri because rig role*

A full commitment’s what I’m thinkin’ of by Official Rick Astley March 29, 2021

Thank Yor Titties In A JuiceBox 

When ur bro clutches a 1v4 and u downed

Eliott "GOTEEEM
Me "Thank Yor Titties In A JuiceBox Eliott"

Thank Yor Titties In A JuiceBox by FuckMyPussyHardAndMakeMeSquirt October 19, 2018

Thank Your Titties In A JuiceBox

When ur bro clutches the 1v1 while ur downed

Me "Thank Your Titties In A JuiceBox Eliott"
Eliott "No Problem Nick"

Thank Your Titties In A JuiceBox by FuckMyPussyHardAndMakeMeSquirt October 19, 2018