Skip to main content

Zimmer Jockey 

A person of age who requires the use of a walking frame to get around, bless them.
A Zimmer Jockey includes great-grannies and grandads. It's great to watch a multi-rider race when the tea-trolley arrives. It's 2 Fast 2 Furious but in slow motion, without the wheels and speed. Lester Piggott may one day be the greatest zimmer jocky of all time.
Zimmer Jockey mug front
Get the Zimmer Jockey mug.
See more merch

moose jockey 

A word that means a Canadian person, most times in a derogatory way, but most normal Canadians would not be offended. Comes from the notion of Canadians riding mooses.
He said 'eh'? What a moose jockey!
Related Words
A retrovirus contracted via mammalian feces consumption
"Yo. I shat in that girls mouth and she got some intense jocklaw."
JockLaw by CthulhuTheCondom March 7, 2015

bucket jockey 

A person who jumps into the back of a car to go off campus for lunch with you, but doesn't talk to the driver first.

This type of person also screws up any pre-planned lunches by taking up a seat or “bucket” in the vehicle. This messes up the number of people originally walking to the car by adding an unknown extra person to sneak a ride in the vehicle. Most of the time the driver is too nice and polite to kick the bucket jockey out of the seat, because it is guaranteed to be a socially awkward confrontation. This results in a quiet and uncomfortable car ride to and from lunch. This word was coined by Taylor Carey and other students from Athens Drive High School.
johnny french - “wow really? that bucket jockey just jacked my bucket”

ridiculous nicholas - “oh word, well then kick him out”

johnny french - “naw man, that’ll be mad awkward”

ridiculous nicholas - “wait, doesn’t he have his own car, shouldn’t he drive himself”

bucket jockey - ...*chirp chirp*

Next example:
cole - “yo we going to Bo’s today?”

tcarey - “yeah chief, hop in my car”

cole - “oh shoot you already got like four bucket jockeys in there”

Jockey Swag 

When one tucks his or her pants into his or her Nike mid-calf socks.
Guy#1:Dude did you see that guy with his pants tucked into his socks? What a loser!
Guy#2: Nah bro that's the latest thing it's jockey swag. He has got some serious swag. Whatta boss.
Jockey Swag by JockeySwag December 5, 2011

jockstrap foliage 

excess pubic hair around a man's genital area, poking out of underwear
his jockstrap foliage was way out of control - kept poking me in the eye
jockstrap foliage by Mooji September 22, 2008

teriyaki jockey 

term that refers to a male (generally white) who has a near exclusive taste for Asian women; one inflicted with yellow fever.
John is such a teriyaki jockey, he only dates Asian chicks.
teriyaki jockey by ahoy polloi June 11, 2008