Ethan (Valdez) 

A tall and slim man with orange hair, usually of African descent. Often grumpy and listening to rap or erotic audiobooks, Ethan (Valdez) requires a large daily intake of sugar and caffeine to cope with life. Often associated with reckless driving and possession of unregistered firearms.

Ethan (Valdez) is a piss goblin.

Ethan (Valdez) by PJ Babadotan October 31, 2022

Vale of Tears 

When one's life is so despairingly bad. The expression “vale of tears” goes back to pious sentiments that consider life on earth to be a series of sorrows to be left behind when we go on to a better world in Heaven. It conjures up an image of a suffering traveler laboring through a valley (“vale” ) of troubles and sorrow. “Veil of tears” is poetic sounding, but it’s a mistake.

"Frank's life is such a vale of tears" said Charlottle. Everyone solemnly agreed.

Vale of Tears by Colonel Duck June 22, 2011

Dirty Valdez 

When an individual fills his/her mouth with cold beer, blows it in a woman's anal cavity while she is in a modified doggy style position and puts his/her thumb in the rectum. Then he/she proceeds to shake her violently**, after 5 to 8 seconds of shaking he/she will then pull his/her thumb from the rectal cavity in a violent pull back jerk motion. After he/she will then proceed to get a shower from the mist of the nectar of the gods.

** Gently if the woman exceeds the 55 year barrier.

Kim Smith got a hot Dirty Valdez from Jane last night...

Dirty Valdez by The Clipper May 29, 2008

VaGleek 

Basically, it's the mist from a wet queef.

I was going down on this girl the other day and she VaGleeked all over my face. It was disgusting.

VaGleek by Shady Hippie June 20, 2008

ME VALE 

it means " I don't give a fuck" - check out "me vale madre" in the Urban Dictionary

John: Tony said he hates you.

Robert: Me Vale lo piensa la gente de mi. "I don't give a fuck of what people think of me".

ME VALE by Gioconda Ramirez June 15, 2008

Valen 

A good looking confident guy who likes to take charge. He's a strong leader, but a good person. The ladies love him and the guys want to be like him.

When you need someone to get the job done and look good doing it, it's always Valen you'll call.

Valen by claytronic October 16, 2017

Valemount 

Valemount is a small village in the Northern most part of the Thompson Okangan in British Columbia. Valemount is nestled in three mountain ranges; the Rocky Mountains, the Monashee Mountains, and the Caribou Mountains. It has a population of 1195 people

Valemount is 35 km from Mount Robson Provincial Park and the famous Berg Lake Trail.

Summer temperatures range from +10ºC to +30ºC on average.
Winter temperature is on average between -30ºC and +5ºC.

BC's Highway 5 runs north to south through the town. It is a 15 minute drive north to Highway 16.

Mt. Terry Fox is near Valemount.

Valemount is 3 to 4 hours away from Prince George, 1 hour from Jasper, Alberta, and 3 to 4 hours from Kamloops British Columbia.

The main sources of income in Valemount are Logging and Tourism.

Snowmobilier - Lets go out to Valemount this weekend.
Other Guy - Ok man, I heard the trails were groomed yesterday.
Snowmobilier - Sweet.

Valemount by Joe Goodell December 9, 2008