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siracha sprint 

That moment after you've had a meal with siracha sauce and your insides start churning and your bowels go into overdrive. You run for the toilet hoping you make it before the impending rectal explosion.
I was sure I was gonna shit my pants but I did the siracha sprint to the crapper and made it just in time.
siracha sprint by RickG83 October 21, 2012

Bike-sprint 

Any time you pedal as fast as you can while on a bike. Also, while you are "bike-sprinting", you do not change gears. This makes it different from just racing.
If you were trying to elude a wild man-eating dog that rips your shirt all the time you would probably us your bike to get away at high speed. Going as fast as you could would be bike-sprinting.

Song Sprint

When you're listening to your ipod, mp3 player, or CD; and find that none of the songs appeal to you, so you just keep going on to the next song until you're going so fast that you're almost not even stopping to listen to any of them.
Friend: "Why do you keep going to the next song on your ipod?"

Me: (stops) "Crap, sorry about that. I was stuck in a song sprint."
Song Sprint by melcal26 February 2, 2010

Brain Sprint 

When you think really hard about a very, very complicated problem at a rapid rate for a short and intense period of time and then, thankfully, come to a satisfactory answer after which you are complete spent and brain-dead as if "catching your breath".
The reason I'm lying down on the floor in my office is that I found a fatal flaw in the software and had a brain sprint. I think I'm done for the day.
Brain Sprint by spiroc0724 July 3, 2018

Whore Sprint 

Similar to the walk of shame, the Whore-Sprint is the hurried manner of a male being led by a girl who is known for her experiences (see bike). Most often into bushes/corners at a house party or club. The male in question usually want to get into these areas as quickly as possible without being noticed.
Man, check out Mike doing the Whore Sprint, how embarrassing.
Whore Sprint by Blake07 December 5, 2007

Bong Sprint

A bong sprint is when one person takes a huge bong rip, then runs a 50 meter dash before releasing the smoke from their lungs. Then they get real high.
Allison: We're running low on weed, better make it last

Riley: Okay, we're gonna have to do bong sprints
Bong Sprint by drugs and kisses February 16, 2013