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septic tank deep dive 

A rather literal term referring to the action of deep diving in a common household underground storage tank containing fecal matter.
The use of this term is a great term to use to insult someone!
(see below)
Joey - Screw you Curtis, why don't you go for a septic tank deep dive you ass!
Curtis - I have chlamydia.

Milton - What do you do for work Henry?
Henry - I go for septic tank deep dives in peoples front yards!

Septic Maiden 

The torture method by which an individual is shoved into a full porta potty alongside sharp objects such as glass bottles or lightbulbs. Afterwards locked inside and rolled down a hill so the sharp items shatter and cut their body, allowing the sloshing filth to infect their wounds.
Poor Johny man, he got drunk last night at the concert and accidentally gave himself the Septic Maiden when he fell over with his bottle.
Septic Maiden by K0-6 January 20, 2023

Septic Shock 

This is when the ground in someone's backyard caves in and they die of the shock of being drowned in their septic tank.
George had been delinquent fixing their septic tank. His grandfather ended falling in and dying when the top collapsed. The cause of death was ruled as septic shock.
Septic Shock by RoughSable May 6, 2023

Septic Shock 

When sombebody is in so much shock that they littlerally fall out and fucking die when something happens.
Kid: Dude, put your phone up. you know the teacher gon go into septic shock when she see dat shit.

Other Kid: on god that old ass bitch might end up in the fucking hospital.

Septic kiss 

When two people pull their buttcheeks apart and touch assholes
Wanna get crazy and give me a fresh septic kiss?
Septic kiss by Tjbigga August 19, 2023

septic pussy 

this mean your private part severely needs washing or another way to say that u smell like fish please go wash up
“omg that girl pussy stank
that bitch got septic pussy”
“yea she def needa wash up NOW”
septic pussy by bitchy smut November 8, 2023