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text offender 

An older pervert, who tries to stalk an flirt with girls, or possibly guys, through texting.
"I was walking next to a text offender earlier"
"Yesterday, I was being stalked by a text offender"

repeat offender 

when you just get done wiping your ass after taking a dump and immediatly have to take another dump.
i have raw ass from repeat offenders.
repeat offender by sean January 7, 2005

text offender 

A person who doesn't obey the rules of texting. Often replies with "k" or uses too many irrelevant emojis.
Jack is such a text offender ; he only responds with k.
text offender by wingedlinergirl November 22, 2014

Brex offender 

The sort of sweaty, middle aged, poorly educated gammon who thinks that Brexit was a good idea and entirely co-incidentally that if there's grass on the pitch you can play. Similar noncery is also common in those organisations closely linked to Brexit, again remarkably co-incidentally.
Darren's a classic Brex offender - he voted Leave even though he works for Nissan, and he attends the police station every Thursday to sign a register. You know which one.

Sex Offender Saturday 

When Sex Offenders are taken off the registry for one day on the third Saturday in October.
Ethan loves participating in Sex Offender Saturday.

six offender 

Another name for a man throwing off a sixpack of ass.
Dude was working from home all week and never showered until his niece came over and called him a six offender.
six offender by Bifeanor May 30, 2022