Being Offended 

Claiming that you are offended is essentially saying that you are incapable of controlling and managing your own emotions and so everybody else should do it for you.

Other people eating animals offends me even though it has nothing to do with me and does not affect my life in any way, shape, or form. Now that, is an example of a complete idiot being offended.

Being Offended by RytHandedCobra December 12, 2020

offenderman

A slenderman family brother that has a sexual fetish and if you are not careful will drag you to him with a single rose.

"Will you take the rose?" ~offendermans's question

offenderman by Laughing Jyinx CPO✔ May 2, 2016

offended peacock 

The action of cocking one's head backwards so far that their neck hurts, with a mortified look of outrage twisted on their face.

"Sally was so disgusted by the idea of Nickelback creating a Nirvana tribute cd that she looked like an offended peacock."

"Everyone looks like an offended peacock when someone flips them off"

offended peacock by Babyblaze18 January 7, 2009

no offense 

a phrase that is believed to make a really rude comment less rude, but really just makes you look like a jackass.

No offense Chelsea, but you suck.

no offense by katopoliss December 7, 2010

Offensivitis 

the asshole who takes offense at the drop of a hat

Forget swine flu, the Indian government is suffering from a much grave disease called offensivitis.

Offensivitis by AlekhyaDas May 14, 2015

Offensive 6 

An expression used to win, achieve and negate everything

"Poker"
"Offensive 6"

"You failed this exam"
"No. Offensive 6, bitch"

Offensive 6 by Confoozion November 24, 2018

Offensed

When you try to say "offended" but ended up saying "offensive" halfway through.

A: Dude, you know i am offensed by what you said.
A: ...
B: Dude.
A: Dude.

Offensed by faggut January 23, 2019