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midnight scream 

A Michigan State University tradition where every night during finals week, students open their windows exactly at midnight and scream their lungs out for a few minutes to relieve stress and express their angst about the finals they have taken/still have to take.
*weeknight during finals week*
Student 1: "Dude, it's 11:59! Open the window, it's almost time for the midnight scream!"
*window is opened*
*12:00am hits*
Students all across campus: "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHFUCKFINALSWTHIHATEFINALSWEEKUWUOMGAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Midnight Rider

Someone on the run from the law who is guilty.
In God's Gonna Cut You Down, Johnny Cash said of Midnight Riders "You can run on for a long time... you may throw your rock and hide your hand, workin' in the dark against your felow man, but as sure as God made black and white, what's done in the dark will be brought to the light."
Midnight Rider by unioflife December 15, 2012

Midnight Quickie 

The act of waking up in the middle of the night with the urge to have a quick wank.
Most of the time when I have a Midnight Quickie , I always forget to clean up, resulting in waking up with a crusty hand.
Midnight Quickie by Freeride Cazza September 10, 2016

midnight crazies 

Wild behavior common with cats late at night who will run from room to room and jump on furniture, often yowling, for no explicable reason.
Angela: What's wrong with Mr. Mittens? Last night he spent an hour racing through my apartment meowing like a banshee.

William: I wouldn't worry, it's probably just the midnight crazies: typical weird feline behavior.
midnight crazies by Medicine Show November 16, 2011

Midnight Wood 

The boner that keeps you up in the middle of the night; the opposite of morning wood.
I had such bad midnight wood last night that my dick was sore all day.
Midnight Wood by TKFT June 1, 2013

Midnight Truck 

Midnight Trucks are normal looking ice cream trucks except, they come out at night in neighborhoods blaring that awfully creepy music in hopes of luring children.
“Keep your kids in at night or a midnight truck might get them.”
Midnight Truck by SoggyBeans February 28, 2020