Take your head for a shit 

When someone suffers from extremely bad halitosis their breath smells very much like fecal matter.

People smell their breath and they actually think that they must deficate from the oral orifice if it smells that bad.

Chris leans in close while he talks to John, breathing heavily.

Chris: Hello John.

John: Fuckin hell, Take your head for a shit mate!

Take your head for a shit by The Galavanters June 20, 2009

Take your head for a shit 

When someone has such a bad take on something or a bad attitude

Mate, that's a bullshit statement. Go take your head for a shit

Take your head for a shit by Just me, not him July 21, 2023

Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck! 

An indication of genuine, but not extreme, shock or surprise. Best said in a Southern accent.

More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"

Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck! by mbryo_ January 24, 2011

shit on your head 

when a person does something wrong and drives you crazy or does a funny thing you say him/her SHIT ON YOUR HEAD

A:Oh.so sorry,I broke your glasses!
B:What?!Shit on your head.I'll kill you.

shit on your head by hamid panahi November 10, 2006

take that shit to the head 

Taking a shot like a man without a chaser

person 1: give that girl a shot

person 2: ya girlll take that shit to the head

take that shit to the head by Jessica2343254534 December 1, 2010

your head is to gas like your the shit or something 

your head is way too big meaning you think everything is abouit you and no one else.

if a girl says "what are you talking about i didnt do that"

and the guy says " lol i thought you were different but your head is to gas like your the shit or something"

then that girl would say "fuck you i dont think i am all that"

your head is to gas like your the shit or something by oreo32 October 28, 2011

Shitting Your Head out of Your Ass 

Shitting your head out of your ass could refer to three things, either;
A, being so mad your head jets out of your ass;
B, wasting your time trying to shit your head out of your ass;
C, an incredible feat, such as lifting a car, watching a whole episode of Everybody Loves Raymond and laughing at it atleast twice, or beating up Chuck Norris.

A, "If I have to sit next to that bitch named Sophie AGAIN this year, I'm totally going to shit my head out of my ass.."
B, "World of Warcraft is like trying to shit your head out of your ass,"
and C, "Dude! What are you doing?!"
Dude- " I'm trying to make a myspace video of me shitting my head out my ass!"
"Shitting your head out of your ass?!"
Dude- "Shitting your head out of your ass."

Shitting Your Head out of Your Ass by Nate LOWRIE! September 6, 2007