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fountain hills 

A small town where the Subway workers are actually quite kind and friendly. Although, every so often they may be seen fisting each other, it does not matter, as the feast from Subway is glorious and superior to all others. Besides that, the town is about 89% population over 65 and 11% awesome. The bowling alley has opened up recently. As a "night on the town" includes bowling a few lanes at the local alley, it plays a monopoly among the recreational business industry in fountain hills. There is a magnificent apparel store, Bealls which has the newest trends straight from closeout. This town has been graced with the presence of "Just Bead It", a beading store which is hopping on any weekday from 9 am to 5 pm. The prices are low and the fun is limitless at this store where beads are not just a product, but truely a way of life.
You stay classy, Fountain Hills

I went to Fountain Hills to get my bead on.
fountain hills by The Real FH January 11, 2010
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Fountain City 

A small WI town, on the Mississippi River. The only thing to do is Drink.
Lets go to Fountain City and get Fucked up!
Fountain City by bartender230 February 21, 2011

Fountain Dismantler 

The worst insult in the universe. A person who is called this is the lowest of loser whores now and in any point in time.
Kenny is a fountain dismantler.

fountain soda 

Watered down soda dispensed from self-serve machines found in fast food restaurants. Tastes crappy.
Ugh, this soda tastes gross. Are you sure this isn't fountain soda?
fountain soda by Tisteca March 4, 2007

Fountain Fort Carson High School 

Its very very crowded.
Fountain Fort Carson High School is like a can of anchovies.

fountain mountain 

I went to the gas station and got a fountain mountain

Fountain Girl 

That stupid girl in Wyomissing, Pennsylvania who fell into a fountain while walking and texting and then wondered why people just laughed at her.

(No dumbasses were hurt in this act of stupidity)
Guy: Hey, I just sawed my own arm off. Now I only have one arm and that makes me sad.

Other Guy: You are every bit as stupid as that dumbass fountain girl.
Fountain Girl by Mighty-D January 22, 2011