warthog-faced buffoon 

An insult especially for people who act like total morons.
Credits to Wesley from the movie Princess Bride

Girl 1: whoops I spilt coke on your essay
Girl 2: You warthog-faced buffoon!

warthog-faced buffoon by Samantha Felicia Rose August 13, 2015

shit-faced

1. To be drunk out of your mind.
2.To be extremely plastered.

Hey man, lets go get shit-faced.

shit-faced by Fucking ass's already using my name September 17, 2005

Double-faced entendre 

Somebody who has two totally different personalities. One side being an angel and the other side being the devil.

Man 1: Dude, she's not good for you.
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: She's a double-faced entendre.

Double-faced entendre by DaAdault June 23, 2021

family night faded 

The perfect level of buzz. Drunk enough to have fun even at a family reunion but not drunk enough to tell a rando that you would love to paint them green and spank them like a bad avacado

Friend 1: I want to drink, but I have to drive tonight

Friend 2: just get family night faded, you'll be fine

family night faded by FamilyKnightFaded March 30, 2015

Open-Faced Burrito Slam 

A sexual manuever in which the female is lying with her shoulders down on the bed and her legs spread and pointing toward the ceiling. The male in turn has his penis pointed directly down and is in a state of insertion while his legs are to the sides of the female in a sort of half-crouch with his hands holding her ankles up. He then rocks back and forth, according to personal preference for amount of pleasure desired. This angle allows maximum stimulation of the female's G-spot and requires almost no effort from either participant whilst allowing for a maximum amount of stimulation.

This is a variation of the Samoan Piledriver.

"Dude! I got a leg cramp from doing the Open-Faced Burrito Slam last night!"

Open-Faced Burrito Slam by Big Evil! November 29, 2004

faze niggerboy 

FaZe Niggerboy is the most niggerist of niggers straight out of Africa usually a large nigger who hits 360 nigger swaps

FaZe Niggerboy hit a 720 nigger nac on me

faze niggerboy by Vifst September 12, 2016

2-FACED 

Someone who is on a person's side one minute, and then takes someone elses side.

Elexia is a 2-faced girl, she was supposed to be my friend.

2-FACED by Ernst Yvelle November 10, 2013