Eddie McQuade 

A white trash snitch from Long Beach New York who likes to make fun of fat autistic kids when he’s drunk. Eddie also loses all coordination and motor skills after a sip of alcohol. Eddie is also known as “Waffle” or “Eddie McSnitch.”

“I stole that girl from Terrence I’m such a big baller.” -Eddie McQuade. “Bro Terrence is autistic and obese.” -Tony Montonaldo

Eddie McQuade by Small baller Eddie September 13, 2018

Edge computing 

The act of edging while watching porn on a computing device. A term popularised by Steve Jobs with the release of the first generation iPhone.

If you're Edge computing up there you better wipe off the keyboard when you finish.

Edge computing by Uncle Phil October 19, 2018

Edgeflake 

A variation of a basement dweller, makes "edgy" remarks, typically based on alternative facts, to try to shock but reveals the underlying snowflakeness, irresponsibility, emotional weakness, or general stupidity of the individual.

Edgeflake: How come if a girl smacks you and you punch her back, you're a monster, but if you slap a girl and she knocks you out, she's some hero...

Edgeflake: Black people saying the N-word is fine, but if white people do it, we are racist. What about freedom of speech?

Normal person: You're such an edgeflake.

Edgeflake by EscuelaCaribe March 3, 2019

insignificant eddie 

Insignificant eddie is someone who is too unimportant to be worth consideration. If someone is lacking power, position, or value; worthy of little regard then they are insignificant eddie.

Mike was not allowed to run in the race as he was considered too bad and unimportant to be worth consideration for the event he was insignificant eddie.

insignificant eddie by Detrimental Dillon July 6, 2011

Edgenuity 

The spawn of Beelzebub that even he was afraid of, and banished it to the deepest ring of Treachery, never to be seen by mortal or hellspawn alike. But, that son of a bitch Dante had gone down there and found Edgenuity. So, thinking nothing of it, he brought it back to the world of mortals, where he unleashed it upon the masses. causing suffering to all who witnessed or experienced it. Realizing what he had done, he locked it away to never be seen. a few thousand years later, one of his descendants found Edgenuity and using black magic, converted it into an online 'education' site.

"All of our classes are going to be used on Edgenuity"

"oh, son of a bitch, you have got to be fucking with me."

Edgenuity by Cyanide_Pills_ October 19, 2020

eddie guerrero

Eddie guerrero was an amazing wrestler and a great entertainer. He was full of personality and funny as hell. His slogan "I lie, I cheat, I steal" was displayed all over wwe fan signs. He loved lowriders and was known for his sense of humor and honesty.He was such a huge influence to many and friends with many other superstars, such as batista, chris benoit and rey mysterio. The 2 most important things to him were his family and wrestling. Eddie guerrero died in 2005 due to heart failure from an overdose at the age of 38. He had so much else to give. Eddie guerrero received a very well deserved place in the wwe hall of fame.

Eddie guerrero is my hero. His love of life is a quality I will always admire.

R.I.P eddie. You stole our hearts. Latino heat lives on.
Thank you eddie!!
I will never forget you.

Orale.Viva la Raza!!

eddie guerrero by wwefan000 February 23, 2009

Eddie Hazel 

One of the most influential, underrated and soulful guitarists of all times. Creator of the heavenly "Maggot Brain" guitar solo track from Funkadelic's record of the same name. Eddie can be compared to Jimi Hendrix. Pity alchohol and drugs got the better of him.

Ignorant Fool: Slash' November Rain is the best solo ever.
Wiseman: Eddie Hazel's "Maggot Brain" beats it by a light year.
Ignorant Fool: You mean to say Eddie is better than Slash (angrily)
Wiseman: No point saying that to an idiot

Eddie Hazel by FreeseXXX December 22, 2009