dish jenga 

The pile of precariously balanced dishes in a dishrack that cannot be disturbed lest there be an avalanche of china, crockery, and silverware.

"Don't touch the dish jenga! That's a load-bearing spoon."

dish jenga by Midwest_Expatriate July 7, 2005

Dish Nazi 

That annoying house mate that can't stand seeing a few dirty dishes on the counter for more then a day or two. The Dish Nazi, when he catches you, will even become enraged that you keep dishes in your room even though you are just trying appease them by keeping the kitchen a little cleaner. The Dish Nazi will also clean everyone's dishes on the pretense of being "nice" when really they are just cleaning for peace of mind.

Bob, out house Dish Nazi, saw I had a few bowls in my room... The look that came over him made me think he was either going to have a nervous break down or burn me at the stake as a witch.

Dish Nazi by Bob's House Mate May 5, 2008

Dish Face 

When someone has a flat face like a dish or when the nasal bone is so formed that the nose is higher at the tip than at the stop.

'ere fook off Mr Cameron you dish face.

Dish Face by maddoK October 7, 2014

Dish Nazi 

an annoying manager that makes you wash every dish in the entire resturant. They enjoy being called a Dish Nazi.

"Jeff kept bringing more and more dishes into the sinks, he is such a dish nazi"

"I just did two hours of dishes because April is a dish nazi"

Dish Nazi by Joanna W May 25, 2006

dish envy 

Sudden, intense hatred derived from watching a particularly appetizing dish, that you think is yours, being delivered to a nearby table; and realizing you still have to wait.

Hank was eagerly aniticpating his scallops when the waiter brought a dish of scallops to the man at the table next to him. Having thought that was his dish, Hank began to feel the anguish of dish envy.

dish envy by fatty richard September 10, 2009

dish douche 

One who never washes the dishes, even though he or she always offers to wash the dishes. A dish douche will mysteriously disappear as soon as dinner is eaten, and return to the kitchen once the last saucer has been dried and put away.

Pete hasn't scrubbed a single plate in his life. If you added up all the unwashed dishes in this dish douche's life, you could cast a shadow over Manhattan.

dish douche by shootandrun October 11, 2009

dish interest 

Extra dishes accrued when they have been sitting in the sink for longer than the pre-determined acceptable length by individuals of the same household.

The customary rate of dish interest is one piece of cutlery or small dish per day added to the heap of dishes belonging to the owner.

Dish interest is an attempt to dissuade individuals from leaving their dishes in the sink unwashed for too long. It should be noted that this policy often backfires and results in an insurmountable amount of dishes.

Joe: He's been lagging on dishes for a week now. It's time my roommate starts accruing some dish interest.

Bob: Dude! just buy a dishwasher!

dish interest by DocOnDuty February 4, 2010