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Conviction Constriction

When your banging a girl in a church and a pastor or other religious leader walks in and the girl becomes overcome with conviction and tightens up everywhere...
Mike: How was church bro?

Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!

Confection Erection

The result a baked good has on the nether regions of a wide eyed, sweet toothed gentleman when he encounters a lovingly and carefully crafted baked good.
Did you see that display of deliciousness at the bakery?! It was like strolling through Brownie County in Pastry Paradise and walking right up to the Cookie Cathedral on Sweet Street. It totally gave me Confection Erection! And I don't care who knows it!

Condiction 

To use the diction common to those who could be assumed to have served or are currently in prison.
When Jenny met peter she understood he had been studying law. It was apparent with his condiction that he took a more hands on approach.
Condiction by LepperWithThreeHands January 12, 2019

Confuction 

When you make ranch with rice pudding, instead of geek yogurt.
Dude I tried to make ranch for hot wings, and created a confuction. Though know what’s worst!? It tasted like Chinese.
Confuction by Titus dyfilid February 16, 2019

confectionery 

Confectionery is the art of making confections, which are food items that are rich in sugar and carbohydrates.
Sugar in chocolate and other forms of confectionery is one of the major causes of tooth decay

crusty be like "I'll take you to the candy shop"
confectionery by sal1 January 16, 2021

conflaytion 

conflation that flays one's soul
Committing conflaytion between different senses of the word "dream" can confuse and confound; on the other hand, it can also set one free from the limits of linguistic reality and logic!
conflaytion by Doos Jarus February 15, 2021