Cumping 

To use spicy memes to stay relevent

A lot of youtubers are cumping these days

Cumping by Wangatang420 August 31, 2016

Lower Body Crumping 

Humping so fast and coordinatedly that it looks like you're crumping using your lower half

Mary and her dance instructer were lower body crumping all night long, much to the dismay of her neighbours.

Lower Body Crumping by knomas thight December 14, 2010

Clamping 

First started in the civil war days when the older brothers and fathers were off to war. The younger brothers had to keep an eye on the other farms, tending to them and making sure the residents were taken care of. This got very boring, so they would bring their fathers stash of booze along.

Currently this tradition contiues by stuffing beers in your pockets, booze in a conceled bottle while urban hiking, is mostly used while camping in the woods or on the beach.

While Clamping me and my friends ran across a cabin in the woods where a man was breaking into the house so in our drunken stuper, we stomped his azz.

Clamping by Patrick MFing Stewart June 23, 2010

Climping 

Spontaneously taking a day off work in order to have a day out with a friend or lover.

Like bunburying in The Importance of Being Earnest, it comes from a preferred destination for the activity, where the name of the location then becomes a verb.

Do you fancy climping on 14th October?

Climping by Adrian Swall September 19, 2010

clomping 

Making an "O" face and clapping your hands in front of it until it makes the perfect sound and looking like an idiot while doing so.

"We all sat around clomping our faces off"

clomping by Sizzurpz November 24, 2014

crumping 

a new dance for the new age music of hip-hop, worst kind of dancing you can do the needs no skill what so ever to do

bboys - hey the crumpers messed up your hyped cypher again...

crumper - aye nikka what the fawk ish a cyper...???

bboys - damn their hip-pop is shit...

crumper - stfu real hiphop has no breakdancing in it

bboys - lets kick their big shirt wearing ass..

crumping by iloveyoubabycakes May 15, 2005

Crumping 

A technique used to masturbate a male equine by use of the hands. One hand is placed around the main part of the penis, the other is placed over the glands. This simulates either an artificial vagina or the vagina of a female horse. Backward pressure is used on the glands and moderate forward pressure is used on the main part. The male equine will thrust forward and the handler must perform the technique in rhythm in order to achieve ejaculation correctly. This method can be used to collect semen in a container or not, which simulates an open artificial vagina. This technique is used when a proper artificial vagina is not available.

In a pinch, Jack successfully masturbated his stallion using the crumping method.

Crumping by HorseEnthusiast September 12, 2016