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'Fuck it' clause
Every social and some work related tasks have an implied 'fuck it' clause where if it becomes too much of a ball ache you can just say 'fuck it' and leave it in whatever state it is in
'Fuck it' clause by Doctor-mustard April 1, 2017
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200 mile clause
When your girlfriend lives at least 200 miles away, gives the other partner ( male or female ) the ability to make out with whomever they choose with no repercussions from their partner. However, they cannot go farther then making out, that would enact the 300 mile away clause.
Friend: Dude you just made out with that chick! You have a girlfriend !
Guy: Its okay man, 200 mile clause.
Guy: Its okay man, 200 mile clause.
200 mile clause by ABCD2017 March 2, 2014
The Santa Clause
A sexual act in which a guy sits on a girls lap in a chair and proceeds to pound off until he cums on her face. The result is a beard made of semen that resembles that of Santa. To finish the act the guy must proceed to tell "Santa" what he wants for Christmas.
Who says Santa Clause only Cums once a year?
Who says Santa Clause only Cums once a year?
Person 1:"My boyfriend surprised me with The Santa Clause last night"
Person 2: "Yea I can see that you still have cum on your upper lip"
Person 1: "At least I know what he wants for Christmas now!"
Person 2: "Yea I can see that you still have cum on your upper lip"
Person 1: "At least I know what he wants for Christmas now!"
The Santa Clause by Twerk Grinder McFresh August 5, 2010
Tebow Clause
A clause stated when you are picking football games for money or fun that allows you to change Florida as a winner or loser based on whether Tim Tebow will be playing or not.
Hey who are you picking this weekend? I'm going to go with Florida I think. Wait, did we establish the Tebow Clause this week?
Tebow Clause by jxb October 7, 2009
black santa clause
The black santa clause is the santa for all the black fuckers. Black santa hates his job and speaks Spanish.
black santa clause by flyingfuckingmonkey125 February 28, 2014
Santa Clause
Santa Clause: A big fat man, leaving gifts for little children (What do you think he's hoping to get in return?), that doesn't sound creepy, just wait, "Santa" get little children to sit on his lap, "little people" make his "toys"...
Santa Clause by Cody Rogers September 7, 2008