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Budget Fettuccine Alfredo 

When you go to a grave yard when extremely hungry but have no money and dig up a grave and with a sledgehammer, slam the abdomen, and the contents that spew out the crouch region that look like Fettuccine Alfredo are feasted upon yourself and/or friends you brought along as a meal to satisfy your extreme hunger.
You: Bro I am so fucking hungry right now but I blew all my money on that blow.

Friend: That’s alright, let’s just go to the graveyard and get some budge Fettuccine Alfredo
You: Good idea, it’s been a long time since I’ve had some budget Fettuccine Alfredo.

Budget Busting 

When you have 30 in the bank but you rather spent 50 and get that overdraft fee.
She was Budget Busting to buy that expensive product

Budget Booty Thotty

A young woman who will provide sexual services to a man (usually a simp ) for a minimal or baseline level amount of cash or resources.
booty thot simp trick
"It's Friday night. I'm bout to hit up Christina and see if she'll come to the crib. I got some blunts rolled and a bottle of Hennessey. If she does a good job, I'll take her to Mickey D's afterwards. Don't want that budget booty thotty to feel used and abused."

Budget.cosplay

A cosplayer on TikTok who is known for the yankee with no brim videos

So beautiful...
“Oh budget.cosplay?
She is just a random cosplayer I found on the fyp!”

Budget Milf

A milf that is generally younger than 25, and will disappoint you by not coming with all the benefits of sleeping with a milf
Jack: “the gluck gluck 9000 was painful and it was traumatic, she was such a budget milf
Budget Milf by TheCousin127 May 22, 2021

budget lesbian 

a woman who says she's bisexual yet only dates women
John: Ever wonder why Lily only dates women when she's bi?
Kyle: That's because she's a budget lesbian.