Blasted On 

Getting owned in the face. Being shown you are inferior by way of domination or ownage. Owning someone and being political at the same time. Swinging your cock around over your head at someone.

I blasted on this guy at work. I just blasted on a guy in an e-mail. Blasted on SON! Jason H. Just got Blasted on!

Blasted On by SpRoUsA March 19, 2008

blasted ass 

farting

who blasted ass in here?

blasted ass by HumanXtinction August 20, 2011

blasted to the moon

The state of being cross-faded: really high and drunk at the same time. So drunk and high that you were set on a lunar trajectory...

Yo! How dem beers treatin your stoned ass?

I've been blasted to the moon, man...!

blasted to the moon by D.J. Cotton Baugh December 27, 2010

blasted ass 

to release a foul smell from ones anus.

Roll down the window i just blasted ass!

blasted ass by bigskilet December 16, 2008

blasted down 

to consume an alcoholic beverage at a high speed

"He blasted down 3 beers in no time."

blasted down by mets50504 March 17, 2009

Blasted Fun Time 

The act of getting stoned as shit before going to plaster fun time

"Me and the Mrs had fun day. We had some lunch, walked through the park, then we decided to go have some blasted fun time. we smoked 3 bowls each in the car before we went in. everyone looked at us like we were crazy but we had a good time"

Blasted Fun Time by DameonSpawn September 6, 2016

blasted arse shard 

A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.

Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.

blasted arse shard by Zonal K September 19, 2019