Skip to main content
Extension of baines, used to describe someone who achieves something legitimate.
Guy 1: "Did you hear about Sam?"

Guy 2: "No, what's he done this time?"
Guy 1: "He only went and hit the gym early this morning, smashed out a 130kg bench and then hit the libes for 6 hours to get some savage work done before tonight."
Guy 2: "Fuck me, that guy is such a bainer!"
Bainer by legitabainer September 23, 2012
Bainer mug front
Get the Bainer mug.
See more merch

Roy Bains 

Someone who is unreliable and flops on his buddies.
Don't be such a Roy Bains.
Roy Bains by Bruce driver June 14, 2018
Related Words

bainchod 

a popular Hindi curse word meaning to 'fuck your sister'. It's used very often in India and most of the time, when it is said, it's literal conotation isn't taken seriously.
Joe: "Hey I stole your chicken curry"

Ali: "You're such a fuckin' bainchod!"

bainchod by aroon October 1, 2006
Child, A Word Prodominantly Used In The Hull Region.
Our Baine Starts School Tomorrow
Baine by James Stocker January 26, 2008

bainal-tarj

Someone who is very annoying and always gets on your nerves.
"Man, stop being such a bainal-tarj!"
bainal-tarj by Nico Docherty March 3, 2008

Bainbridge Island 

An island in Puget Sound near Seattle with good schools, beautiful scenery, and lots of liberals, lawyers and technology CEOs. Though it has a tendancy to create its own isolated "bubble" of a world, it is overall a very nice place to live. Unless of course you are a teenager, in which case it kind of sucks.

Coffee is one of the most important things to the survival of islanders, second only to the ferry boats connecting it to Seattle. The island revolves completely around the ferry schedule.

BI is stereotyped throughout Washington as a bunch of rich snobs. They are confusing BI with Mercer Island. Though it is a very affluent area, lots of the people who live there are very nice.

It is also a hot spot for liberal politics. In the 2004 election, Kerry won 73% of the vote. In every one of the 22 precincts, Kerry was given at least a 2-1 victory.

Bainbridge is mobbed by tourists in the summer, much to the dismay of islanders who are just trying to walk down Winslow Way without being blocked by gaggles of Californians. Considering that Bainbridge is lacking in things to do, this does not make much sense at all.
Tourists should stay off Bainbridge Island because there isn't that much to do there anyway.

Bainbridge Island is totally superior to North Kitsap and kicks their ass regularly.

Bainbridge Island 

An island off the coast of seattle full of cookie cutter assholes. Most people are rich, but don’t realize they’re rich because everyone is rich so they don’t appreciate what they have and are very disconnected from reality. It’s a very beautiful place from the outside but the longer you stay the more fucked up you realize the people are.

Mostly there’s a lot of unhappy rich people, who probably peaked in highschool and are upset that they married into a loveless relationship and are working for Amazon. Because of this they passive aggressively bully anyone who rejects this lifestyle, and post on facebook complaining a lot. If they have kids, they get involved with middle/high school drama and gossip about random kids traumatic events as their only source of entertainment.

The high school is super fucked up and full of drug addicts and rapists who are protected from consequences by daddy’s money. A lot of them don’t ever leave so there’s a big population of 20 something’s who drive drunk/high everywhere and are always trying to get with underage girls.
There’s a lot of very shallow and sheltered people, and not much to do for fun. If your parents weren’t born here you probably won’t make many friends, as people are very snobby about their family’s history on the island and extremely cliquey. Also everything is very expensive and inconvenient to get to. Overall a very shitty place to grow up and I do not recommend it to anyone.
Guy: Yo I’m thinking of moving to Bainbridge Island
Guy 2: So you’re a masochist?