architect

A person which uses huge, or intellectual vocabulary in a normal conversation such as the architect from the matrix would use.

Tay: wow that movie was awesome, i think it was one of the best ever
Steve: Well actually considering the themes presented during the exposition the delineation of the sub-plot in conjunction with a deterioting character development it can be inferred that the film was rather sluggish and inconsistent, vis a vis, ergo....
Tay: There goes the architect
J: He builds words...

architect by stfu22 September 29, 2006

anus architect 

someone with great experience in anal sex

dude Alex became an anus architect at the ice rink

anus architect by dan yunker December 29, 2007

Landscape Architect 

A made-up profession so architects can charge you for extra money in a building project.

The origin of this word begins in the 19th century, invented by the American architect Frederick L. Gardener, who believes he could earn extra money when commissioned to design Central Park in New York, who then proposed to hire a team of "landscape architects" on top of the existing architect team.

Developer: We need a garden for this estate.
Architect: Nah that's the job of a landscape architect.
Developer: What's the difference?
Architect: 2 million more dollars.

Landscape Architect by womanpredator666 January 23, 2022

architecting 

V. The act of designing or creating. A very clever away message.

Shut up, I'm architecting.

architecting by Gene Dassing February 27, 2005

casket architects 

Kick ass local band out of Warwick NY. They label themselves as sci-fi death rock, closest to a punk/metal band. look up their myspace.

me: Did you see that casket architects show last night?
guy: Yeah it fucking rocked

casket architects by ThroatSlit April 30, 2006

architecture

Architecture is man’s desire to eventually create a giant penis that will rival god. Hell, even Zeus was able to impregnate women when he was just a beam of sunlight. For Christ’s sake, how does he do that? Seriously, WTF?!?

The Empire State Building's architecture. What did YOU think it was?

architecture by bigzeus69 March 10, 2009

architectural masturbation 

the act of formal, visual, verbal or written self gratification (or any combination of the aforementioned) during the process of, or upon 'completion' of designing a building which is commonly post-rationalized to veil a total lack of spatial, theoretical, functional, and conceptual rigour

Architectural Masturbation is exemplified by schools and practices such as Southern California Institute of Architects, Zaha Hadid Architects, Frank Gehry, many studios at the Architectural Association and UCL Bartlett, Coop Himmelblau, all among countless other kindred spirits, next-generation torch bearers and even sloppier imitators of which one notable example is Randall Stout Architects.

architectural masturbation by cbot07 September 25, 2013