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would you like one of my kidneys with that? 

A phrase used when someone is asking for something unreasonable. I coined this one myself when I was in college and the other classes kept bumming things off us.
'Can we have some of your milk'?
'Yeah, sure.'

'Can we have some of your tea bags?'
'Yeah, just please get your own supply sometime will you goddammit?'

'Can we have some of your biscuits?'
'Ngh. Would you like one of my kidneys with that?'

kids that think theyre badass 

Is defined as a person that drives around a community that tries to become the dominate one by being loud and obnoxious to people or friends that they know are more dominate then the badass himself.
Kids that think theyre badass

That's What The Cool Kids Do 

A mocking and sarcastic term for a stupid event or idea. Used to mock "popular"/ mean people at schools. Remember to say it sarcastically!
Tim: LET'S BUY A $2000 PET ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marie: *Scoff* That's what the cool kids do.

Viva:And then when I was twittering at the park I bumped into a tree!
Rhonda: Good god Viva. That's what the cool kids do.

I'd Kidnap That 

Noun: Someone so hot, you'd kidnap and have sex with them.
Damn, that girl was so how I'd Kidnap That.

That's where your wrong kiddo 

When someone says something that's wrong in your opinion so you shape your hands into pistols and click your fingers with comment of "that's where your wrong kiddo"
Theo: You can't watch ten episodes in one night

*shapes fingers into pistols*
Freya: that's where your wrong kiddo

Trying actively and publicly to make me feel paranoid about being watched is why you kids got murder just there and it's good that it happened and need to happened again to the right people 

Hym "Trying actively and publicly to make me feel paranoid about being watched is why you kids got murder just there and it's good that it happened and need to happened again to the right people. You'd think you'd get tired of the child murder but I guess he likes it and wants me to do it."