Edward Taft 

A sex position often used by sadistic or adventurous couples craving explicit but intimate romance. Edward Taft - the girl pretends to be a quadriplegic politition while eating aunt annies pretzels. in the mean time the man is performing anal sex and resiting the Gettysburg Address.

Honey, how about the edward taft tonight?

Edward Taft by Stuart Stevenson October 17, 2008

Rae Castagno Taft 

Rae Taft a celebrity that is born in Las Vegas Nevada that lives in Los Angeles California instagram famous with over 100K fans and associates with the kardashions, Tayler Holder and his family.

Johnathon: Did you see Rae Castagno Taft I saw her at the beach ?
Nathan: Yes I did she walked up to me at the same beach two days ago and complimented my outfit and I ask her for a photo with her

Johnathon: really? What’s she like in person
Nathan: Rae Castagno Taft has the kindest soul your ever meet and she’s famous look at the photos we room together!
Johnathon: that’s so amazing I’m jealous.

Rae Castagno Taft by Tayler Holder December 17, 2021

William Taft 

A drink consisting of:

- 1/4 water
- 1/4 vodka
- 1/4 whiskey
- 1/4 light beer (for body -- bud light preferred)
- splash of gin
- one ice cube

Snowflake asked for a William Taft, and I made him a fucking William Taft.

William Taft by Chris Elsasser January 1, 2012

Stephen Taft 

a stephen taft has gorgeous blue eyes that you cant get enough of and a wonderful smile. he always knows how to make you laugh and make you smile. stephen tafts' usually have dirty blonde hair and play football or baseball. they will always make time for you and make sure you feel special. stephen tafts' are one of a kind and you should definatley keep them around if you find one

girl 1: i saw you were talking to stephen taft!
girl 2: yeaahh, hes a really sweet guy and hilarious
girl 1: you better keep him, hes special

Stephen Taft by lulsidk November 12, 2013

William Taft 

A guy who gets stuck in a bathtub ‘cuz he’s too fat

*fat person gets stuck in a bathtub*

Oh they’re such a William Taft.

William Taft by Juniper Tree October 2, 2019

baynard taft 

one who trades sexual favors for prescription drugs/friends/ky jelly/banana pudding/etc in prison. also can be shortened to "nard"

make sure you wear 2 condoms for that one, he is a baynard taft.

baynard taft by Nunya January 5, 2005

Governor Taft 

A Governor Taft is when you sit in an empty bathtub, flip backwards so that your legs are behind your head, hips are lodged to the sides, then your partner turns on the hot water so it hits your taint, and he or she will then cleanse your tafted taint.

It was only a matter of weeks before my new girlfriend was comfortable enough to give me a governor Taft. She wasn't bad for a beginner.

Governor Taft by Drizzy1333 October 23, 2016