Strategic Shaving

Wearing distressed jeans and shaving only where skin is visible through the holes.

Yeah I went to this pool party after strategic shaving and kept having to explain smooth patches on my otherwise scruffy legs.

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shaving sex

To shave a womens arse whilst fucking her

whilst we fuck can i shave your arse

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The mental memory bank that stores all masturbatory fantasies.

I had to make a withdrawal from the Savings and Moan after my date last night.

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a bong you frequently pack with scraped resin, and other bottom of the bag contributions, letting it build up in hopes of one day cashing it all in.

"Hey bro, I have gained a lot interest of my savings bong in the past month, and I think it is time to burn."

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Doing something that seems like a good idea, but in reality is a bad decision.

Ben spent 3 weeks shaving the dog and now we are puppy fucked.

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Last night she was shaving the knob so bad I got razor burn

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Taking some action that will stop an identified cause of cash loss.

We saved loads by microwaving the cat. Not only did we reduce our food shop bill, but we also had a hearty protein rich meal for free!

cost saving by Anonymous February 28, 2003

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