Salty sledgehammer 

smashing your child's head onto a kurb with a sledgehammer whilst singing kumbaya.

Wow that was good salty sledgehammer

Salty sledgehammer by RUSSIA BRUSHING NIGMA February 11, 2020

Sledge 

To snog the face of someone in a 'i'm going to swallow your face' kind of way

She is well getting a sledge from that guy.

Sledge by Kelz-O October 7, 2009

sledgefaggot 

The repeated use of the sledgehammer in Red Faction Guerrilla by some crappy player who has no skill and does not admit he has potential in the game, and should probably commit MASS suicide!

"I'm never playing red faction again!"

"Why?"

"god damn sledgefaggots"

sledgefaggot by nick.V November 25, 2009

Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic

1. The signature sketch of prop comic Gallagher, in which he smashes miscellaneous items with a large mallet not an actual sledgehammer. Apparently, a sledgehammer is too heterosexual. 2. A potent strain of methamphetamine, named after the above prop comic. Originating from around Hazleton, Pennsylvania. Taken orally, intravenously, anally, vaginally, nasally and smoked. The original lab was raided at the dawn of 2010, but is back in operation.

1. douche bag: I brought the clear plastic tarp for Gallagher's show. Hope he brings the Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic. Hee hee hee.

2. hazletard: I need a quarter hit of some Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic, bad. So I can suck truck driver cock for enough cash for a full hit, no homo.

Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010

Swing the Sledge Hammer 

to masturbate, usually until orgasm

Man, I really needed to swing the sledge hammer after I saw Sara today!

Swing the Sledge Hammer by >>>Hurricane Andrew<<< November 9, 2008

alabama sledgehammer 

This act has a cult following in the necrophilia and coprophilia underground where most acts are of a more humane and consenting nature than the original occurance in that all parties are alive by the end of the escapade.

The Alabama Sledgehammer is defined as a sexual excapade involving three men: a man lying face down on the bed who can be dead or alive, a black man wearing a batman suit, and a man who sodomises the lying man. The man in the batman suit defecates on the sodomiser's erect genetalia and stands in a super hero pose while the sodomiser sodomises the lying man. The difference between the necrophiles and the coprophiles is mainly the absence of the corpse, being that coprophiles dont alway's have the urge to sodomise corpses as necrophiles do.

alabama sledgehammer by Andy5 May 17, 2006

Dick Sledge 

Slamming your cock on the chest of your roommate's cat/s

you know you want the Dick Sledge

Dick Sledge by ballsacx January 7, 2015