The Haitian Scarecrow 

When a girl stapels a mans balls together, with a stapel gun. He is in so much pain that he is can not move, just like a scare-crow. Then the girl takes a dilido and violently thrusts it up his ass. He has to un-stapel his balls and then only after that can they enjoy intercourse through the vaginal method.

Ian: "i had the haitian scarecrow really good last night!"
Kyle: "why would you let cara do that to you!?"
Ian: "i find it kinky."

The Haitian Scarecrow by CoolKid101010101012 June 20, 2009

screaming scarecrow 

When in the middle of having vaginal sex, the man must take out his schlong and insert into a pile of sand. Then he puts his dick back into the girls vagina and they resume having sex.

My vag hurts from all the sand thats in it. We tried the screaming scarecrow last night.

screaming scarecrow by The sex freak guru of sex666 September 28, 2010

pussy scarecrow 

a person who, by their attitude, words, demeanor, or looks, repels women.

Q: Hey, should we ask Campbell to go? A: fuck no, that guy is a pussy scarecrow!

pussy scarecrow by poke county, effelay February 16, 2015

sex scarecrow 

i am a sex scarecrow

vincent is very hot he is like a sex scarecrow

sex scarecrow by sexscarecrow April 7, 2017

paper scarecrow 

weird little paper things that just hang around and stare at you. they're pretty useless but some people said that if you feed them corn meal they'll love you forever.

person one: i found a paper scarecrow
person two: ew throw it away

paper scarecrow by leidensallergictoavacados May 2, 2019

peanut scarecrow 

Gray is the lord of the nuts

Gray is the peanut scarecrow.

peanut scarecrow by peenut5car3cr0w January 18, 2022

meat scarecrow 

When someone is decapitated they become a meat scarecrow. There head to be replaced with a Jack O Lantern

A: Did you know about Kurt Cobain?
B: yea he blew his head off and turned himself into a “meat scarecrow”

meat scarecrow by Hotdogcity422 July 24, 2022