Sargam 

Sargam is a triple threat; beauty brains and butt, she's got it all! Sargam means always being right and being a force of positivity and cuteness.

Person 1: Wow look at this girl, she's so perfect.
Person 2: Well, duh she is sargam.

Sargam by bourgeoisie November 23, 2017

sarcasmoff 

When two or more people get into a heated debate that involves biting sarcasm and sarcastic banter. It can either be confrontational or demonstrate great physical attraction an be a prelude to a romantic relationship

Jeanette and Roderick were quietly attracted to one another and spoke sarcastically to each other frequently. On one occasion, it got so heated that it became a sarcasmoff

sarcasmoff by intothefray May 11, 2018

Sarcasm Man 

A superhero that tends to appear when not formally summoned to the scene. His superpower? I don't think you can figure it out...*sarcasm*

He can be dismissed with a sarcastic counter-attack, such as acknowledging his presence.

Thanks Sarcasm Man! I don't remember calling for you, but I'm *so* glad you showed up.

Sarcasm Man by Deseejay December 8, 2010

Sarcasm 

The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Idiot: I beat up a ten year old today.
You: That's impressive! (with a hint of sarcasm)
Idiot: I know, right!

Sarcasm by Adrusi December 30, 2010

sarcgasm 

When somebody says something so sarcastic that everyone who heard it has an instant orgasm.

Lady Nancy Astor: If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee!
Winston Churchill: And if I were your husband I would drink it!
Bystander #1: Oh snap, I just had a sarcgasm!

sarcgasm by essteeyou September 16, 2010

Sargasmic

So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.

The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".

The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.

"Did you see Seth Green in 'Sex Drive'? He was sargasmic! And amish!"

Sargasmic by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008

</sarcasm> 

Used after a sarcastic retort to inform those too stupid to detect sarcasm by themselves. This is never spoken, only written, and generally only used in online forums or instant messenging and such.

Person A: You're so smart.
Person B: Thanks.
Person A: Whoops, forgot to include my sarcasm tags. <sarcasm> You're so smart. </sarcasm>

</sarcasm> by Join the Alliance. August 25, 2006