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lust puddle 

noun.
1) a condition of being weak in the knees and drooly when met by an object of lust.
2) resultant wetness left in one's underwear from being in such lust
3) the juices left in one's bed after a prolonged sex session.
Oh God, I just melted into a lust puddle.
lust puddle by augratin April 15, 2007

Cunt puddle 

A puddle of female ejaculate or a "wet patch" left by a girl after she has had a mind blowing orgasm. only achieved by mind blowing Cunnilingus or sex with a man that is well-informed or experienced in sexual intercourse. Many people might claim they've left a girl with a 'cunt puddle' but actually havent.
OMG i fucked her so hard she squirted everywhere and left a massive cunt puddle!
Cunt puddle by kxlee1234 September 10, 2020

Shoulder Padding 

When two friends gently rest their cocks(2) and balls(4) upon the shoulder of a roommate's girlfriend. She must gaze foward at all times as for it not to be constituted as cheating.
I am appalled that Mike and Mike were "Shoulder Padding" Amber last night, exclaimed Marc.

Yeah man, talk about a low blow on her part.
Shoulder Padding by Kaaron Rodgers January 22, 2011

yorkshire pudding

the most amazing accompaniment to proper sunday roast, from the most amazing county in.. fuck it.. the world. it is not a dumpling, it is a YORKSHIRE PUDDING
yorkshire pudding - the pride of our county. =D

yorkshire pudding by Alice and rose September 11, 2007

solid pudding 

...did not my writings produce me some SOLID PUDDING, the great deficiency of praise would have quite discouraged me.

- Benjamin Franklin, The Way to Wealth (1758)
solid pudding by R. Firth November 2, 2008

Chocolate pudding 

If you make it at 4 in the morning, then you have lost control of your life.
Didi: Stu, what are you doing?
Stu: Making chocolate pudding.
Didi: It's 4 o'clock in the morning, why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Stu: Because I've lost control of my life.
Chocolate pudding by N340 October 10, 2010