Photography 

Photography is actually one of the fastest growing service industries. it is used to capture moments that are actually meaningful. Every photographer isn't just a emo kid that sucks, and they don't just take pictures of converses, that is very overrated. Real photographers know how to take an ordinary object and put meaning into it, meaning that represents a cause. They give photos a voice.

I am a photographer, i major in photography, and am one of the least emo kids you'll ever know, i'm a sophmore and being recruited by colleges, so obviously, i don't suck, and i have never taken a picture of converse in my life.

Photography by nashville123 October 24, 2009

CIT Photographic Society 

By definition is AWESOME/epic.

Occupation: Method of recording permanent images by the action of light projected by a lens in a camera onto a film or other light-sensitive material.

Lifestyle: Shooting.
Verdict: Fooking amazing.

Guy 1: Hey dude, did you see CIT Photographic societies latest exhibition?
Guy 2: Nah Boi.... Art is for fooking Faggits!
Guy 1: Down with that sort of thing you gypsy muck! CIT Photographic Society is the most epic society in the world.

Guy 2 was found several days later in a ditch with his hand so far up his ass he could tickle his little dangly throat thingys

CIT Photographic Society by princessAurora November 16, 2010

Photographic Memory

The ability to to recall images or texts with unfailing accuracy. Lots of people think its fake, but I can confirm it is real I have it.

It is not fair, this kid doesn't study for tests because he has a photographic memory; he can memorize power points and textbook pages just by looking at them once.

Photographic Memory by GEsmart December 8, 2013

wild-life photographer 

A party photographer. This artist documents people, usually young privileged white kids, and their wild lifestyles. Classic photographers who fit this category are Larry Clark, director of KIDS. A contemporary artist would be the Cobrasnake.
The preferred format for this type of photography is digital, while polaroid appeals to a more specific/pretentious genre of wild lifers. Also, the portfolio's of wild-life photographers are usually their facebook pages.

Me: My friend Kara is an avid wild-life photographer

You: Oh, I didn't know she photographed animals

Me: She's doesn't photograph animals, she photographs PARTY ANIMALS!

wild-life photographer by raw broccoli April 5, 2009

phonetography 

Photos taken on a cameraphone. Often of lary nights out in kebab stores, of people committing lewd acts, or hot women in the street.

"Ahhh see... Right see the thing that's got it all f*cked up now is camera-phones.
How the hell am I supposed to be able to do a line in front of complete strangers, when I know they've
all got cameras?"

Last nights' phonetography highlighted the fact that the "hottie" mike was with was actually a mingrat

phonetography by klokwerx March 26, 2008

freelance photographer 

A photographer who works for themselves. Sells their photos to whoever wishes to buy them.

Ooh, lookie! Mildred's decided to become a freelance photographer! She works for nobody but herself! What a lucky bitch!

freelance photographer by Amandel December 28, 2006

Photographist 

A photographist is someone who is:

a) unfamiliar with the English language;

b) has a malfunctioning camera which randomly causes photos to appear as though they had been captured by a professional photographer.

What a great photo! You can attribute it to my amazing photographist skills.

Photographist by 393 May 11, 2011