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Patience 

Girls that are blessed with the name of patience are fucking whores
Patience is a fucking whore bro
Patience by Eatingdickssince99 January 19, 2018

patience 

this bitchest person you will ever meet. she is a terrible friend and will stab you in the back. if you meat a patience you should run away. do not make her mad because she will start runmors about you if you get on her bad side. especially if she has red hair, that is a very bad sign. never socialize with a patience because they could turn at any second.
guy 1: i met this amazing girl today!
guy 2: what’s her name?
guy 1: patience.
guy 2: RUN NOW!!
patience by i’m a bitch ;) May 29, 2018

patience is a virtue

A website that tracks you and has the urge to reveal your location to whoever is sitting behind you as you browse through the site at school because of sheer boredom.
Oh my gosh! This stupid Patience Is A Virtue Website is making me paranoid!!!
patience is a virtue by roses&blood December 10, 2019

Patience 

Uuuuuugghhh!!!! This is taking forever! Hurry uUuUuUuUuUup! 😩😩😩
That's not patience.
Patience by Hym Iam March 31, 2022

patience herpes 

(n.) A disease of one's patience that is spread via contact much like the STD herpes onto one's patience levels so that whenever one encounters a great deal of stress the infected person 'flares up' and causes a flood of liquid to come pouring out, usually in the form of saliva, as a result of that person becoming annoyed the fuck out. Highly contangious if not properly treated and prevented. Various forms of treatment include: anger management counseling and the use of a condom.
Dude #1: After yelling and spraying spit at my annoying little sister, I realize I have patience herpes.

Dude #2: Totally.
patience herpes by dabomb20001 April 14, 2011

patience you dumbass

Use it, WAIT for once.
Kelly: "Omg wait"
Roshy: "I can't"
Kelly: "Use patience you dumbass"