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the act of excessive consumption of alocholic beverage which fuels the primitive barbaric wild side of any human being. usually loaded people result in the following - stumbling around , say stupid things, and likes to go streaking, do animal calls, and chase the opposite sex
whoa look at her go! betty's loaded!
loaded by rob strott August 30, 2004
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Light In The Loafers 

Refers to the way some effeminate men walk.
As Maurice sashayed across the room, Celeste noticed he was light in the loafers.

Pre-loaded Stimulus

New term/phrase from the left/woke which simply means “your cash savings”.
We need to find a way to leverage the pre-loaded stimulus to help our economy recover from the pandemic.

Loafenity Prayer 

Loafenity Prayer:

God, grant me the laziness to avoid work everyday

The courage to nap for hours on end

and the hammock to do it in.
I got pissed when my wife asked me to do a bunch of chores around the house today. So I said the loafenity prayer three times and took a nap instead.
Loafenity Prayer by JShakes December 23, 2009
A person who enjoys the very fine and enjoyable art form which requires lazing about, sleeping in, watching tv, possibly binging on junk food.

Not to be mistaken with a baker.
-C'mon, get outta bed! Sheesh, you're such a loafer!
-Hmmm, thanks...
loafer by Lorelili June 30, 2005

loaded gun 

when a guy hasnt choked the chicken in a really long time
ive been walking around with a loaded gun

loaded word 

A great many words bring along not only their meanings but extra weight, loads of judgment, or bias that plays upon the emotions instead of helping with understanding. These words deserve careful handling and minding. They are loaded.
In casual conversation, emotional stuffing is lent to words by inflection and gesture: the innocent phrase, "Thanks a lot," is frequently a vehicle for heaping servings of irritation. loaded word - thanks a lot.

"Never," Aldous Huxley said, "have misused words—those hideously efficient tools of all the tyrants, warmongers, persecutors and heresy hunters—been so widely and disastrously influential."
loaded word by rumormill February 13, 2008