When you unexpectedly walk into a bathroom that someone has just destroyed with a massive dookie bomb. The initial shock of the pungent odor filling your nose makes you stand stiff as your eyes roll back in your head. If you've ever experienced these symptoms, you were the victim of a Nostril Knockout....and it sucks to be you.
*Note* Old, overweight truckers who eat cloves of garlic whole, are the undisputed kings of the porcelain. It'd take years of training (and junk food) to dethrone them.
*Guy* Dude, I opened the bathroom door and the "Iron" Mike Tyson of poop hit me with a nasty left hook...is my nose bleeding?
*Other Guy* You were out for a good 10 seconds, so I called the fight due to Nostril Knockout.
Similar to the 1st Round Knockout, however, this phenomenon occurs late at night instead of early in the morning.
This move is generally used to humiliate those who fall asleep too early. (i.e. your girlfriend, boyfriend or uninvited guest at a party).
"I waited all damn day for a romantic night and the bitch fell asleep as soon as she got home. I gave her a 12th Round Knockout, took a cold shower, and went to sleep.
I got up early this morning to wake her with an alarm cock."
"Bucky gave Keith a 12th Round Knockout for eating all the spaghetti and falling asleep during the UFC fight!"
This double size shot consists of one shot of silver tequila and one shot of white sambuca. It was originally known as a 'Samquila' but adopted this nickname after becoming the drink of choice for an English boxer of the same initials.
Dude 1: Wow, those TR Knockout's definitely live up to the name, I don't remember a thing from last night.
Dude 2: *Unconscious*
Dude 1:....ah