Derek Jeter 

A contest in which two guys’ rectums are connected with a rubber tube and both guys eat twelve boxes of raisins; the first person to produce enough pressure to burst the other guy’s colon, wins.

Johnny Damon’s colon was non-existent after playing a three-hour game of Derek Jeter with Jason Giambi.

Derek Jeter by hebpro November 6, 2007

Derek Jeter 

The most sexiest man alive.

Like when he is batting

Derek Jeter by Alexandra November 13, 2003

Derek Jeter 

A closet homosexual who plays shortstop for the New York Yankees. It is widely believed that he has a sexual relationship with Yankee third baseman, Alex Rodriguez. Ever since A-Rod came to New York, there have been many instances of ass-touching and subtle neck-kissing going on between the tandem.

Derek was also voted most feminine in the MLB in 2006 in an anonymous poll of players and coaches. It was a landslide vote.

I just walked in on Derek Jeter sucking A-Rod.

Derek Jeter by steve from May 16, 2007

derek jeter 

Extremely overrated shortstop for the New York Yankees - although he's a very good hitter (for a shortstop), he's pretty bad defensively and is waaay overpaid, even by baseball's exorbidant standards. He's baseball's equivalent of Tom Brady.

Wow! He had a .500 slugging average and drove in 100 RBIs ONCE! He almost hit 25 homers a couple of times, and he's never struck out 150 times in a season! What a fantastic player! Scott Brosius also won all of those rings! Scott Brosius is the second-greatest player ever!

derek jeter by ThatsBriskBaby March 7, 2005

derek jeter 

A baseball player who sucks in three very specific ways:

1) so hard
2) so bad
3) wicked bad

"Man, did you catch Derek Jeter in the ALDS against the Angels?"
"Yeah, he sucked wicked bad."

derek jeter by T Unit October 10, 2005

Derek Jeter 

A "Player" for the Yankees, and a disgrace to baseball as well as life as we know it. Whoever says he's the "greatest shortstop in history" is sadly mistaken; he'd be lucky to make it onto the top 10 shortstops CURRENTLY PLAYING. And the worst part is, he struts around as if he is Babe Ruth or something, as if he is automatically above and better than everyone else simply because he is the "GREAT Derek Jeter." This is his most unattractive quality (although he's pretty ugly now that it comes up...his facial proportions don't make sense, and his squinty eyes are terrible). His intolerable arrogance and smugness make it impossible to genuinely respect him--just watch him on TV for 30 seconds, and it will be clear how much he thinks of himself, and how he secretly feels that everyone should bow down to him. And Guess what? This is NOT coming from a Red Sox fan!

"Insignificant Lowly Player": Well Hiya Derek Jeter!
Derek Jeter: Hey! Howya doin man?
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): You DARE speak to Derek Jeter? BOW DOWN TO ME, UNWORTHY SCUM!
"Insignificant Lowly Player": How was the game?
Derek Jeter: It was great! We won 12-2, and I got an RBI!
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): Without me this team is NOTHING. That RBI was SO CLUTCH!
Insignificant Lowly Player: OK Derek. Nice Talkin' to ya...(walking away, to himself): What a nice guy!
Derek Jeter: Yeah man, same to you.
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): Aren't you gonna ask for my autograph?

Derek Jeter by Andrew Baroody May 13, 2006

Nick Jeter 

Boy who puts peanut butter on his dick an let’s his dog lick

Hey Nick Jeter I saw your dog with peanut butter on his lips

Nick Jeter by Deez nutz 47 March 29, 2019