jenkd up 

Something or someone who is messed up or jacked up.

J: whats up
T: my girl dumped me
J: dude thats jenkd up
T: i know

jenkd up by Jenk Master J March 1, 2010

jecked-up 

Jecked-up describes the handling by an individual, enterprise or government that takes a process or procedure that's simple, straight forward, easy, productive and of great value to the socio-economic good of a society, individual or enterprise then makes the process or procedure a totally inoperable failed process and implementation impossible because of absolutely unnecessary and incompetent handling of the process or procedure usually with the end purpose being to profiteer as an entity that has 'value added' quality to its services in the economy with financing , sales or manufacture of a commodity.

The financial services and real estate industry has totally JECKED-UP the ability of the American consumer to have basic economic residential shelter that provides safe and comfortable homes for the American family.

jecked-up by Rogue Gnome December 19, 2011

When's the last time you jerked off? 

A male version of: "when's the last time you had your period?"

Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)

Guy: Man,I'm so fucking pissed off right now!!!

Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?

When's the last time you jerked off? by ALL DAT ROOM THO?! November 14, 2020

Kohn F. Jennedy 

I'll be damned if I'm going to pay for a landslide.

You: yo wassup Kohn F. Jennedy
John F. Kennedy: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?!

Kohn F. Jennedy by dirty wild February 8, 2022

jenkem 

Hallucinogenic fecal matter (synonymous with shit and not to be confused with the shit) and closely related to bananadine. Unlike bananadine, jenk contains methane (which is speculated to evoke effects similar to the choking game).

aolspeak: IMA HUFF S0M3 MAD CHEZ LAUGH OUT LOUD.

ebonics: Yo Let us now partake in da cheesing o' some fine jank.

russian: Man, I have got some bad jenkem right for your mother.

british: I am so blathered that I think I'll engage in some bloody jenk.

jenkem by b3rn4rd-d4w6 November 23, 2011

jenkem 

To huff your own shit

"I became probably the first person in America to huff his own shit gas."

—pickwick (jenkem-huffing-faggot)

jenkem by Totse owns you October 8, 2007

Jerked Out

when you masturbate and nothing comes out anymore

hank:damn im all jerked out can you help, my car is out of gas
Steve: sure thing this semen revolution is great for me and my sperm

Jerked Out by Steeeve1 November 6, 2011