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Healthy Scratch 

When you poop after eating a lot of roughage that didn't fully digest & the stools produce a scrape & scratch sensation as they pass through your sphincter.
I ate a kale salad quickly last night for dinner and maybe didn't chew it up enough because the healthy scratch I felt this morning looked like it was mostly caused by all the green in the bowl
Healthy Scratch by milpoolSK February 22, 2023
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Healthy sagging 

When you sag with a belt on. Typically done by white people or black nerds. Has all the effects of sagging except, you don't have pull your pants up every five minutes.
Jamal over there is healthy sagging. I can see his belt is pretty tight around his pants.
Healthy sagging by EvilTaco December 8, 2010

healthy harold 

a women who takes an innocent giraffe and makes it kiss little children while promoting people to be healthy when she smokes being a complete hypocrite
Healthy Harold is run by the Chinese government of Communis``````

healthy scran 

Good food, ie food that really hits the spot
Healthy scran is any type of food that you enjoy when you are very hungry or when you have the munchies.

healthy girl 

Another term for an overweight woman
Damn john, look at that healthy girl. She's had a few too many burgers
healthy girl by evanb08 December 9, 2007

healthy touch 

any touch that nurtures the soundness of the body and mind or has positive effects on the mind and body.
healthy touch by trobin49 November 26, 2013

healthy scare

Bob had a healthy scare when his family had a surprise party for him.
healthy scare by TheFormalPanda January 8, 2015