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gooma-zay-guam Thursday 

A generic name for any Jewish holiday. The Hebrew names are too hard to pronounce, so I just call all the Jewish holidays gooma-zay-guam Thursday, regardless of what day of the week they fall on. I'm just glad to be off on them; it's something that only happens here in Jew York City.
We're both off for gooma-zay-guam Thursday. Wanna go to the movies?
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Food that is tastes bland and is not worth eating
My girl tried to impress me with her cooking, but everything she served tasted like guampf. If she had seved shit, at least it would have a flavor.
guampf by Rust John Tommy Rude October 5, 2011
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The term "guammy" refers to a good friend or a homie.
Lauren: "She is so babu and nice. She is a good guammy!"
Guammy by Zenith125 January 9, 2019

guamadang 



Usually is a hard core nerd!
A word used for any weird kid.
Someone able to do almost non human like tricks
You are such a dirty guamadang!

That guamadang stole my Pokemon card!

How the did that guamadang jump that!

Did that quamadang just kill some one with a Naritu card!?
guamadang by Damon Yocum April 2, 2008
Guamped (GW-AH-MPED)

Another synonym for "Fucked".
I just guamped a fat bitch.

Every time I kill someone in a video game I scream "Get Guamped"!
Guamped by Yung Las April 12, 2020

Guamanian 

A Chamorro (Chamoru) from the Pacific Ocean island of Guam (Guahan).

A U.S. Census classification for Chamorros (Chamorus) from the U.S. territory of Guam (Guahan).

The indigenous population of the island of Guam (Guahan).
A: What's your ethnicity?
B: Guamanian.
A: What's that?
B: A Chamorro from the island of Guam.
Guamanian by urban munky December 5, 2007
(n) - 1) the greatest duck on the planet, the top of the food chain {destroys eagles, tigers, sealions, etc.}

2) the team that everyone wants to be a part of
Jerry: "I wish i was a guambo"
Sally: "me too they are the best"
Guambo by GUAMBOQUACKQUACK December 6, 2010