Greased Lightning 

Hot ass sex involving a lot of (flavored) lube.

Come on, didn't you see the Greased Lightning scene in Grease?

RuPaul likes it hot and fast like Greased Lightning

Greased Lightning by Fagenstein April 25, 2006

greased pig 

Similar to the term "he is like TEFLON" only without the sophistication. This person always seems to keep their job even though the provide no value. They are like a greased pig, just to fat and slippery to spend a lot of energy getting rid of them.

Management knew Steve was like a Greased Pig at the national sales meeting.

greased pig by with a stick June 1, 2015

greased gorilla 

a sweaty, funky, hairy vagina. female duck butter.

lucy had a greased gorilla after her work out.

greased gorilla by greasy gorilla October 22, 2008

Greased Lightning 

A form of suicide which consist of the victim dunking a fork in motor oil and then quickly inserting it into an electrical outlet.

Ma'am, we've examined the body. It appears that your son died from... Greased Lightning.

Greased Lightning by Nordlord819 April 13, 2019

Greased Egg grip 

When you're shooting a handgun, you want to hold firmly enough that you hold on to the gun but not so that you're doing a Darth Vader death grip: "Greased Egg Grip". Hold it firmly enough it doesn't fly out of your hand but not so tight as to crack the egg and get it all over your shoes.

Man.. I can shoot my Beretta comfortably all day long with this Greased Egg grip without my Arthritis kicking in.. whoever thought of it was a genius!

Greased Egg grip by SRG720 January 27, 2012

Greased piglet

A slippery customer

“The greased piglet might slip through the hands of those trying to hold him to account“

Greased piglet by Longyear January 30, 2022

queef greased 

The materials spewed out (at Light Speed) as a result of a vaginal fart. Although, never subject to a thorough analysis, this material could be quite unpleasant, possibly toxic and aesthetically repugnant (or not). It often renders the spewee confused, shocked, sexually ambivalent or somewhat entertained!

I just couldn't believe it! She was relaxed, feet up to the ceiling when suddenly, she queef greased my pompadour! That's a shiny pompadour dude.

queef greased by Tbird January 24, 2007