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Frederick James Hofman 

Frederick is a man who has a micro pp. He will never be able to please a woman and will have no chance of giving a girl an orgasm. He is also a spaz who is exceptionally fast. He will also argue with his male teachers in middle and high school. On top of that he will meet a girl named Sierra and will like her. He will soon lose interest but than faller for her again and they will get married. They will have around 10 children.
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Frederick James Hofman 

Frederick is a man who has a micro pp. He will never be able to please a woman and will have no chance of giving a girl an orgasm. He is also a spaz who is exceptionally fast. He will also argue with his male teachers in middle and high school. On top of that he will meet a girl named Sierra and will like her. He will soon lose interest but than faller for her again and they will get married. They will have around 10 children.

Frederick Tsai 

A handsome perfume guy. Who use perfume to wash his hair, clothes, dishes, and he even drinks perfume.
A: Hey, where can you buy a good perfume?
B: Why do you ask me, stupid? Go ask Frederick Tsai.
Frederick Tsai by Mr.Slug March 24, 2021

Frederick Püz 

Frederick Püz was a German serial killer who struck in the mid-1980s in West Germany (present-day Germany) in Dietzhölztal.

It seems that the number of victims amounts to 21 (all men) and that the victims have never been identified or released by the German government.

According to the German government, Frederick Püz was found dead with a firearm in unclear circumstances, but media repression, the presence of documents or other testimony and a particular vagueness of the stories led to a very popular theory.

It seems that Frederick Püz was covered by the German government and was therefore passed off as dead until today but he is actually alive and well in Germany where he still lives covered by the state.

Frederick Püz would be 65 today and his history is still shrouded in mysteries, speculations and vicissitudes today.
Frederick Püz the German Serial Kiler
Dietzhölzta killer
Frederick Püz by Frederick Püz September 3, 2022

Frederick High 

A school located in downtown Frederick, Md. Also a school that went from 0-100 in the past 4 years. Was once known for our poor academics and poor performance in sports. Now your average Fred student could pull a month long bender , maintain a minimum 3.5 gpa, and be ranked in the state for their sport. People say we are annoying but they really just mad as fuck that we can do anything better than them. People say we’re ghetto but really we just lit.
“ BIG FRED” everything at frederick high is big, I won’t get into the specifics but imagine the possibilities .
Frederick High by dajuice September 10, 2022

Frederick Quicksilver 

mother, i have just committed homicide on a man
put an armed weapon against his cranium
pulled the firing mechanism via my finger, now he has died
Frederick quicksilver was also in the music band named matriarch

Frederick the Great Syndrome 

Named after Frederick the Great a King of Prussia who had the same attitude, Fredrick the Great Syndrome is when a homosexual man espouses sexist views against women that straight or bi-sexual men they like are attracted to.
- Why do I see gay men supporting sexism, aren't they usually allies of feminism?
- That’d be Frederick the Great Syndrome.