Post-Failed Sex Disorder

PFSD-A Severe Anxiety Disorder that comes upon oneself after her or she fails to have successful sex with someone, PFSD tends to be more common in males than females due to ED.

Bob went through some extreme Post-Failed Sex disorder after failing to "Get it up" while attempting to have sex with his girlfriend.

Post-Failed Sex Disorder by Nross December 1, 2011

upload failed 

When urbandictionary doesn't like your pronunciation of a word, but wants to be nice about it.

"Upload Failed"

upload failed by Pehnus June 8, 2016

Caps lock fooled 

Being told your password is wrong because you accidentally wrote it in caps lock

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'Your username and password do not match. Please try again.'

DAMN, I'VE BEEN CAPS LOCK FOOLED....

Caps lock fooled by hollensieeinegenusse March 6, 2011

National failed talking stage day

National failed talking stage day is the day we celebrate and remember all of the situationship a that wasted our time 🤭. You can celebrate by shouting out the person that wasted your time on your Instagram story or just texting them “thanks for wasting my time hoe”!!! Share and celebrate!!

“Oh it’s national failed talking stage day”
“Ong?”
“Yea gng, ykw dat mean”
“Remember dat hoe I ghosted?”
“Yup, shout her out cuh”

National failed talking stage day by Kabcoamslc October 5, 2022

Failed Abortion 

A horrible insult that, if said by a parent to their child, is an indicator of domestic abuse.

"Tasha's father used to call her a failed abortion."
"I'd like to punch that man right in the face."

Failed Abortion by DannySnuts51515 February 18, 2019

Fooled-Yous 

A pair of overly large sunglasses that cover and disguise a large portion of the face of an ugly person with bad bone structure. Once removed the true ugliness is revealed.

Tina looks like a troll without her fooled-yous on.

You have terrible bone structure that fooled yous will hide, making you more attractive.

Fooled-Yous by SydCanSam April 2, 2009

Failed 

To suck at life & NEVER make shit of yourself.

Your mom will be disappointed in you , and you will also end up with five babydaddies.

Without myshaun and drukerria, sommer failed her class miserably. What a stupid girl, must be all the cigs her mother smoked while she was pregnant with her.

Failed by Gabbbbbbagirl8737 May 20, 2019