Eating disorder 

Eating disorder:
A fucking bitch of a disorder that ruins your life and relationships 🥲👍.
NB: everyone has different eating disorder experiences. You don't have to be really skinny or overweight to have n eating disorder.

Friend: hey wanna go and eat something

Me: I am not hungry right now.

Friend: But you didn't eat breakfast

Me: *intense sweating*

Friend: Do you have an eating disorder?

Eating disorder by CryingOnTheCeiling March 6, 2021

Eating things 

The proper name for food

I like to eat eating things

Eating things by Joshey2284 May 14, 2021

cheese eating surrender monkeys 

The French, collectively, as a people.
From the Simpsons, said by groundskeeper willy when substituting for a french class,

Bonjour ya cheese-eating surrender monkeys!

cheese eating surrender monkeys by Subeej March 31, 2003

Eating Disorder 

What are the types of eating disorder?
ANOREXIA NERVOSA-
When you try to keep your weight as low as possible by not eating, doing lots of exercise or both!
BULIMIA-
when you sometimes lose control and eat a lot of food in a very short amount of time (binging) and are then deliberately sick, use laxatives (medication to help you poo), restrict what you eat, or do too much exercise to try to stop yourself gaining weight.
BINGE EATING DISORDER-
when you regularly lose control of your eating, eat large portions of food all at once until you feel uncomfortably full, and are then often upset or guilty.

Lily: 'I think I have an Eating Disorder'
Anna: 'What type?'
Lily: 'BULIMIA'

Eating Disorder by depressedlilgirl June 16, 2018

Eating a burger with no honey mustard 

Eating a burger with no honey mustard

“Eating a burger with no honey mustard, Eatin’ a burger with no honey mustard”

Eating a burger with no honey mustard by Zhongli January 4, 2021

eating corn the long way

Often used in reference to describe the action of cock-gobbling. One who consistently eats corn the long way is a serious cocksucker.

-"Look at Chance dancing with those flamboyantly gay guys... I wonder about him sometimes he acts straight but I'm pretty sure he eats corn on the cob the long way"

-Check out homeboy over there with the bags under his eyes... looks like he's had a rough night of eating corn the long way.

-I'm feelin' salty just watching them eat each other's corn the long way... Butter me up a cob and let's get to gnawing!

eating corn the long way by C-Money and The Hauss-man December 23, 2013

Eating a cineplex hot dog 

To give head during a movie in a cineplex theatre

“Did you hear? Courtney was caught eating a cineplex hot dog!”

Eating a cineplex hot dog by MackS75 January 14, 2020