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dry humping 

an alternative use of the term employed by relief pitchers in baseball that describes the act of 'warming up' in the bullpen and never getting the chance to go 'in'.
When the starting pitcher was struggling in the game, the manager had Jason warm up but since he never got in the game it was just another case of dry humping.
dry humping by Slanidrac May 22, 2011

dry humping 

1) Js, its bloody amazing!
2) its basically grinding against one another. It IS possible to orgasm, especially for girls, and does release the same hormones as penetrating sex. Only you keep clothes, or sheets, between your body and there is almost a 0% chance of getting pregnant.
David Cameron felt total euphoria as he was dry humping the pig.
dry humping by sazz.666 November 14, 2015

dry humping on seam slippage 

the act of two people dry humping but in order to get more satisfaction the girl makes sure she isnt wearing panties. She then lines her clitorium up with the seam of the denim jeans that she is wearing to enhance her dry humping experience.
Catherine made sure that she had a good, hard denim seam before she started dry humping on seam slippage with Brad.

Low Level Dry Humping

The motion of thrusting upon a partners leg which is defined by three corresponding elements of:
A. Position
B. Intensity
C. Range

A. In a crouched position, with hand supporting lean, helping you drive you pelvic region against your partners appendage.

B. This entails the speed at which you are thrusting in such "humping" motion.

C. The length of trajectory from furthest point to contact between genitals and leg.

Please note: Low level dry humping and the action of grinding are similar but different.
"I don't like to dance at clubs, because my attempt at grinding always turns into low level dry humping."

You gotta be dry humpin me! 

Much more impactful, thrilling and hilarious way to say 'You gotta be kidding me!' with umph.
Mary: Hey, John. I stayed over at your friend's house last night but woke up in the middle of the woods on my hands & knees in a pile of dirt with a condom up my butt, but I swear I would never cheat on you.
John: He literally played that camping joke on you? You gotta be dry humpin me!!!

Dry Humping 

The act of thrusting your hips in a way that represents having sex, but you are just humping the dry air.
Damn, I am so horny, I am just going to start dry humping the shit out of this open space and use my imagination.
Dry Humping by I wanna be fine December 7, 2010