DVD Player

used to say penis when you cannot just say it.

for example if a teacher or parents were around and you were talking to a friend and wanted to refer to someones penis you say--
"... his dvd player was HUGE..."

DVD Player by ashfart March 1, 2009

DVD tyme 

Used when somebody wants to partake in sexual relations without having to actually say it.

Person 1: Do you fancy a bit of DVD tyme?

Person 2: Yeah sounds good to me.

DVD tyme by Howson and Doyle February 13, 2007

DVD-fuck 

a dude who gets so desperate of getting laid that he takes out one of his DVD collection and put his tiny dick through the DVD hole.

oh man, he's having a DVD-fuck at home!

DVD-fuck by greenkid May 27, 2006

Dvd bf/gf 

A character or star you fall in love with while watching series or film.

My dvd bf/gf cheated on me with the new character they wrote in on the movie/show.

Dvd bf/gf by jaebiggs87 March 1, 2018

dvd-rip 

dvd-rip

a man who can perfectly rip dvd 9`s to a single 4.7gb dvd disc.

also has the ability to create master pieces

dvd-rip by dvd-rip August 15, 2003

DVD-fuck 

a dude who gets so desperate of getting laid that he takes out one of his DVD collection and put his tiny dick through the DVD hole.

oh man, he's having a DVD-fuck at home!

DVD-fuck by greenkid May 28, 2006

DVD Mongs 

Usually people in thier school age who argue about owning and watching as many DVD's/Movies etc, and think they are dead hard & macho for it.

Mick: Ive watched Robocop 1, 2 and 3 and own the Die Hard Trilogy on DVD!.

Joey:Well guess what, I own Rambo 1, 2, 3, 4 and have watched every Lethal Weapon and Mortal Combat so there!

Lee: Mick, Joey, stop acting like a pair of bell ends becouse youre doin my head in you DVD Mongs!

DVD Mongs by Faith Wrigley June 18, 2010