Crapper cannonball 

while taking a dump you drop a turd that hits the water like a cannonball and splashes up and soaks your bottom dead on it's a "Crapper Cannonball"

That log hit the water so hard it splashed up so much water I thought maybe the tidybowl man did a "Crapper Cannonball"

A Crapper Cannonball can be very shocking if it happens in cold water. a cold water "Crapper Cannonball" have been known to snap a rectum shut from shock that it causes severe constipation for days.

Crapper cannonball by colej-texas August 3, 2009

crapper john 

a slang word to use when to refering to anger

crapper john i wet my pants!

crapper john by aria vahdani April 6, 2003

crapper dick 

A policeman who hangs around public lavatories in order to entrap gay men having sex.

"That poor Greek pop star, set up by that nasty crapper dick, it just ain't right, there ought to be a bloody law against it," seethed an irate Mr Tebbit.

crapper dick by Dunky Oggins December 30, 2003

crapper sled 

port o potty sled, also seen in jackass

steve o was in the crapper sled

crapper sled by reno April 20, 2005

Crapper cripple 

The numbness and muscle weakness that comes from sitting on the toilet for too long. You struggle to stand up because prolonged sitting has compressed the nerves and blood vessels to your legs. poop paralyzed, doo doo legs, crapper, bathroom, toilet, the throne, the john, crap, bm, bowel movement, butt

I sat down on the toilet and watched an hour tv show and when it was over, my legs were so numb and weak that when I tried to get up, I collapsed to the floor. I was a crapper cripple.

Crapper cripple by joecoolthefool April 17, 2016

crapper tapper 

One who praises penis and worships willy.

crapper tapper by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Crapper Jacks 

A slang or pun on the U.S. brand snack Cracker Jacks used for a lower or less derogatory term of the word "crap"

After the teenager was defeated in the video game he quickly exclaimed "Crapper Jacks!"

Crapper Jacks by Pyromaster13 November 28, 2009