cornish pasty 

morphology of gents groin area in very tight, highly hitched pants - see also camel toe syndrome.

show us yer cornish

cornish pasty by Lionel Wildfowl January 6, 2003

cornish muddbutt 

A soupy substance of corn and mud butt

Man, shouldn't have eaten that vegetable soup. Looks like I'm gonna have that Cornish MuddButt again.

cornish muddbutt by Dickin Hole September 11, 2013

copunished 

when your having anal sex and being fingered at the same time in the shower.

omg girl i got an amazing copunished last night.

copunished by 123456789011234567876543212345 December 3, 2016

Cornish Doorhandle

The act of smearing clotted cream over a door handle for lubrication and then eating a scone

I asked my husband to spice up our love life, I was not expecting a Cornish Doorhandle.

Cornish Doorhandle by Spanish Shavings June 26, 2017

cornish fuckbots 

An army of Robotic sex dolls deployed whenever and wherever needed to aid in the pleasure of losing frustration

James looks pretty frustrated better send the cornish fuckbots to muff diver him 😆

cornish fuckbots by Smudge 😙 February 8, 2018

Cornish time 

A relaxed usage of the clock - involving arriving late or not paying much attention/placing much importance to the time.

'Well, we're only an hour late - it's a Cornish 5 o' clock.'

'Morwenna's always running on Cornish time - she's always late.'

Cornish time by frustratedwench91 February 18, 2018

Corlissed 

An Arkansas term that describes something that has been put in an upper, untouchable, and sacred category such as a song, movie, actor, artist, etc. When something is Corlissed it's basically on the top level and is basically untouchable and in it's own category. It's derived from the 1990's Arkansas Razorbacks basketball star, Corliss Williamson.

Ryan: "Bro, what's the best Brad Pitt movie?"

Mike: "Duh...Legends Of The Fall:

Ryan: "Bro...Besides that one. It's clearly Corlissed."

Corlissed by JohnnyJumpshot June 24, 2019