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pornflakes 

A low budget porno shot in a grocery store.
DID YOU SEE THAT OLD FUCK EJACULATE CORNSYURP IN THAT PORNFLAKES VIDEO?
pornflakes by bunnymoney August 21, 2011

cornflake 

a dry, corny person who is mildly hillbilly
my neighbor is such a freakin cornflake
cornflake by jenefiero May 16, 2005
n. Combination of conservative and flake

Used derogatorily by thinking people when making reference to followers of Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, or Bill O'Reilly.

pl. conflakes
Ignore the troll, he's just another conflake, straight for them audience of Fox News.

cornflake eaters 

Derogatory name for Perfect Middle class families who all sit together round the breakfast table
“Look at them with their perfect house and clean car and their talented children. What a bunch of cornflake eaters”

Frosted Corn Flakes 

The dried flakes of cum that have ether been peeled off or have fallen off of a vagina. Usually happens when a girl has many guys in one night.
Dude! did you see the frosted corn flakes fall out of that girls shorts?
Frosted Corn Flakes by jackhoff247 December 10, 2010

Walking cornflake 

A really really ugly person, usually ginger, that their face looks like a cornflake e.g. its all lumpy

and they can walk because they have legs
yo man check out craig over there" "yea man hes a total walking cornflake
Walking cornflake by WxL November 24, 2011