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big blendo blunder 

_Blendo_ (noun): A whimsical term referring to a confusing or overwhelming situation where things are getting mixed up or "blended" together in a chaotic way, making it hard to see or understand clearly.
I am just overwhelmed with this big blendo blunder project and i definitely need a coffee break .

Blunderbussin Shmogoggular 

A person who has reached the pinnacle of whatever it is that can be, this person is beyond time space and existence as we know it. To be called this is confirmation that you are one of the most based individuals to ever exist.
"That bloke is a real Blunderbussin Shmogoggular"

I think I might have left the blender turned on 

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.
(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

Blender game 

Two or more guys put there penis in a blender, the first one to pull out or get cut loses
"Damn i have a big dick i always lose the blender game"
Blender game by Redmovement March 19, 2015

blunderkind 

opposite to ‘wunderkind’ \ an accident prone person of any age
He’s an accident seeking somewhere to happen – a total blunderkind.

Blender Magazine 

A music magazine whose writing staff, not content that review journalism was already a stupefyingly conceited craft, decided to create the laziest, most inconsequential rag known to literature, tits and all. Each issue is compiled by randomly picking entries from an encyclopedia of popular music and choosing (usually by means of coin-flipping) which ones to piss all over and which ones to heap barely qualified praise upon in their otherwise arbitrary best/worst lists. The content is then peppered with pictures of the Pussy Cat Dolls, Tila Tequila, or similar airbrushed wank-fodder and hey presto, let's rock 'n' roll!!!
The title is derived from the magazine's layout having the appearance of the end result of throwing Rolling Stone, Playboy and Mad! Magazine into a food processor.
Band Frontman: Hey guys, we just got panned/lauded in Blender Magazine.

(Nothing happens)