spanish agreement 

this means you started talking to your friend, but nwither of you fuys remembered the convo within 5 hours therfor its a spanish agreement

boy “ honestly…. end of day you bad as fuck

and ill always support you in spanish agreements”

girl *nothing*

spanish agreement by Avewhorieee June 15, 2022

Minsk Agreement 

This can have two defenitions,

1. For when people mindlessly support Ukraine, you can shove this down their throats.
2. Can be used to describe a pact that is very one sided and the other party somehow agreed to

Instance two is when someone signs off something extremely valuable and doest know what's happening because they're so dumbfounded by the money

"You cant tell me Tim actually agreed with mark!"
"well he did, now mark has access to his room at night and Tim, gets a grilled cheese sandwich"
"that was a dirty Minsk Agreement"

Minsk Agreement by Bill Billy Bob July 26, 2023

Plea agreement 

Another term for a hostage negotiation.

You are being restrained and threatened unless you sign a paper you don't want to sign.

The best option is to get the hostage free and far enough away they can't be harmed by their terrorist assailants or extradited back to them.

Did you sign the plea agreement?

Na, they wanted me to snitch so I'm bout to bounce forever because snitches in ditches.

Plea agreement by WGstyles July 28, 2023

furious agreement 

When two people get into a heated exchange, oblivious to the fact that they’re both saying basically the same thing - the only difference being phrasing.

The opposite of “talking past each other.”

Hold up, I think you’re in furious agreement. You’re both on the same side here, even if it doesn’t sound like it.

furious agreement by robynsun May 7, 2024

Prerestraining order agreement 

Much like a Prenuptial except this agreement should be drawn up on the first date to avoid the "Fatal attraction" type behavior that may come afterward.

I stopped seeing her and then she went all Alanis Morissette on me. Man I wish I would've gotten a prerestraining order agreement

Prerestraining order agreement by BlazNsadL May 18, 2010

Pre-Naptual Agreement

The agreement you have with your significant other that you will do what they want after you have your nap. Breach of the pre-Naptual agreement results in a forfeit e.g. food or bedroom related fun stuffs.

"Dave broke our pre-naptual agreement last night and left the washing up on the side for me to do. Now he's got to buy me a subway."

Pre-Naptual Agreement by Deauley May 7, 2018

Gentleman's Agreement 

When the gang you are currently beating the shit out of always waits for you to finish this one guy before another person in the gang goes after you.

Gentleman's Agreement is a lousy thing to do in movies... It's a shame.

Gentleman's Agreement by DesiredExoticNeighbor June 21, 2018