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Abdominal Surfing 

An extreme sport in which an individual slides down a rail, usually in a staircase, perpendicular to the rail, balancing on the lower ribs and upper abs. The two variations are sprints, in which a single rail is ridden down, and slalom, in which a series of rails going down a stairwell that rises at least 4 floors.
As he rounded the last corner of the stairwell, a police officer almost grabbed him, but he quickly remembered abdominal surfing, so he lept onto the last stair rail and ab surfed away
Abdominal Surfing by bad mother lover September 17, 2010

abominator 

1. A total crusher of food/beer who does so with little if any remorse.
2. A person who is known to abominate
"Wow, I can't believe your sister just beat up those douchebags and downed 15 stadium beer. She's a serious abominator."
abominator by Zazzle-Fraz January 6, 2009

Abomination-of-Science Egg Creature 

1) A creature created in the name of science out of egg-shaped Rice Krispy Treats and yellow, white, and pink icing; Eyes oddly resemble sunny-side-up eggs.
2) An abomination of man, by man.
"This Abomination-Of-Science Egg Creature continues to fascinate scientists all over the world!"

"Pffft, Stephanie made an Abomination-Of-Science Egg Creature for Easter. It made everyone lulz."

abominate 

To feel disgust towards; to abhor; to loathe or detest thoroughly; to hate in the highest degree.
Sir Laurence, he said, smiling wanly, "I detest literature. I abominate the theatre. I have a horror of culture. I am only interested in magic!"
-- John Lahr (editor), The Diaries of Kenneth Tynan

<nbk> LAY OFF THE SHROOMS, DICKHEAD

abominate 

(v.) to eat savagely.
"I shall abominate this lovely peice of pie."

"I could barely understand what the fock he was saying since he was to busy groveling and abominating his pie."
abominate by Angela abominates December 19, 2004

abominari 

- Someone who uses a decent knowledge of the English language to mask his lack of knowledge in anything else.

- Obsessive, former member of a user group that, after being banned, still pays way too much attention to the boards.
Aboninari made a statement about current political agenda, but after careful study of his response, it ended up "*subject* is teh suck".
abominari by Paragraph May 12, 2004