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och aye the fuckin noo 

Friendly traditional Scottish greeting, often said shortly before a Glasgow kiss
Willie: "och aye the fuckin noo, Jock!"
Jock: *gives Willie a Glasgow kiss*

DIRTY WHAT THE FUCK EMI 

What the fuck yo EMI is e-girl and fucks Drumsy we all know it they are too connected in the line of sex alright everybody now let's spin the wheel of sex to see which one they do (crowd yayyyyyyyy porn) then the wheel span, and it picked anal then oral dun dun dun boom they started not held at gunpoint at all (ready the miniguns) anyway back to the fucking hard shit they were swinging and kicking it was insane also we know it's you Josephine we blurred it for you cus you're 11 bro what the fuck et off the show ooh looks like EMI is done with Drumsy he is worn out.
IT WAS DIRTY WHAT THE FUCK EMI SHOW ON AT 11:00 P.M.

Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox 

If someone asks you to throw your phone on the roof for no reason and you do throw your phone on the roof you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof-
"Hey, you should throw your phone on the fucking roof for no reason lol"
"isn't that the Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox?"

AYO WHAT THE FUCK 

Me: HE'S LOW, HE'S LOW!

Friend: I GOT HIM I GOT HIM

Boss: *Enters phase 2*

Me: AYO WHAT THE FUCK

School of the future

A school that is bad and is very good at catching on fire. it is a middle to high school grades 6-12. Almost forgot got those yondr pouches
what school do you got to?
school of the future.
oh no are you ok do you need medic help

The Funny Rat 

Nyon, Nyn.
A Parody of touhou character Nazrin from Cookie☆ videos.
She is known to say: "Irashaimasee~" and "naides".
—I like that drawing of The Funny Rat.
—Thanks, her name is Nyn, tho.
The Funny Rat by WilsonCats February 6, 2023