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Happy Ever After 

When a cheap massage place jerks off a man for money at the end of their massage.
Man: hey let’s go get a message

Brad: why u cramped?
Man: nah I want that happy ever after
Happy Ever After by Karen7397 October 7, 2022
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After Ever Happy 

After Ever Happy: Mid fr.
After Ever Happy by Lililightbulb October 9, 2022

Best Ever 

Sophie Petrash
Sophie Petrash is the best ever!
Best Ever by pduguay18 October 27, 2022

wha'ever 

the brittish way of saying "whatever"
wha'ever man just dont doo too much crack aight?
wha'ever by punktaktics June 28, 2023

Giant Ever-Rigged Phallus

Oh, why the giant phallus? Just for intimidation.
Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."

Who ever cared about your life? Oh wait, you don't even have a life! 

A very original roast.
Who ever cared about your life? Oh wait, you don't even have a life!