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Plastic Bouquets 

1. Like it's imagery, plastic bouquets is a declaration of love that is cheap and somewhat insincere.

2. Plastic bouquets are acts of love that are cheap or easy and thus do not have the meaning they are intended.
Showing up at her doorstep in the middle of the night was sweet but she couldn't help feeling as if it was all plastic bouquets.

Despite his sincere and desperate love, his actions all seemed like a plastic bouquet and he was left brokenhearted.
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plasticated 

n. a plastic object that is transparent yet hard.
Im going to slap you with my plasticated ruler.
plasticated by Freckle_Foo_Luvs_U October 20, 2006
1. inclined toward or fitted for artificial or insincere money, payment, or credit represented by the use of a credit card or cards.
2. The feeling you get while sleeping inside a White Indian and suddenly it begins to slide and almost plummets over a mountain cliff were it not for the safety of a single metal rod poking out of the side of the mountain.
1. I felt it was plastical to buy a 5th fur coat after joining the PETA group.

2. I felt plastical the weekend i made a snowman on my friends front lawn.
plastical by Alyssa Evans October 25, 2006

Plasticmulerest 

A spot where young "virgin" women go to lose said virginity to a group of five to fifteen donkeys at once.
Did you see Christian at the Plasticmulerest the other day?
Plasticmulerest by Eli Vance August 13, 2007

Plastic Dildopenis 

A all-round dickhead. Bad appearance, no brain, short penis, and all that jazz.
This molester is such a Plastic Dildopenis!

plastic reverie

what music should sound like.
plastic reverie got me laid.
plastic reverie by JCC-XP August 6, 2009

Plastichead 

A person who bases their musical library off of songs they heard on Rock Band or Guitar Hero.
A: "Iron Maiden rocks, I love all of their music."

B: "Name three songs by them."

A: "Run To The Hills, ...uh..."

B: "Plastichead."
Plastichead by Larrabizzle August 18, 2009